Article
2.
a piece of writing included with others in a newspaper, magazine, or other publication.
"an article about middle-aged executives"
synonyms: report, account, story, write-up, feature, item, piece, column, review, commentary
"an article in the paper"
You can call me stupid but at least I am intelligent enough to not put my health at risk by being morbidly obese. You'd think an intelligent person would care about their health? Maybe patting yourself on the back and calling everyone who disagrees with you stupid doesn't actually make you intelligent? Want me to buy you some cheeseburgers? I know you can't resist, fatboy