Green Bastard

Seems decent out aside of it being damp... Sawmill a possibility?

+1, but only if Jones is giving out bro hugs (no homo).

I may get a hold of you after the holidays if you still have some stuff.

Any degree's? I think where I work may have a couple salaried positions open, I'd have to do some checking though.

lol, I didn't realize the pic was of the inside of an oil pan, I for some reason thought it was a lifter valley. Looks like the motor puked in the pan there though lol.

^^ I see a camshaft peeking through, what happened?

I saw this on another forum and thought it was a little humorous. Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty BlackOps2 and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve you social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! T-Bone Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia. S Clizzy Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything. Timmy Timmy, That's what I thought you little bastard. Santa

I wouldn't say I'm a hater, I've met you in person and you seem okay... It's your online know it all, I'm better and smarter than you attitude that annoys me. But I've been there too. Comments like what I made towards you is the kind of posting that's helped me grow on this site. Back on topic, I've never driven more than 20 mins for ass, she was my gf at the time.

Op.

Why do I facepalm myself almost every time you post?

That's all you brotater tot.

I'd be down for something tomorrow.

So, you would do it for $52,500? I wouldn't do it, no ammount of money could wash the taste of piss out of my mouth every morning.

+1 There is a reason they seperate the sexual offenders from general population in prison.

My brother may want it, I'll have him check out the thread.

I've never run a 1/4 mile, I really didn't know that reaction time didn't matter when racing just for slips. Also, when I was mentioning traction control, I believe I was thinking launch control (I was thinking of a nanny to keep tires from spinning too much on launch).

I've heard wagyu is a really good cut of beef. I have never tried it myself (I want to), but I have heard only good things about it.

You missed what I was trying to point out. You are specifying drag racing when referring to the GTR, but what nannies would apply besides the traction control? Now I would agree with you more if you were talking another kind of racing besides straight line racing.

FUCKIN LOL

So your saying that the GTR can run 10's in the quarter because of all the nannies? So running the quarter mile in a GTR means I can have a shit reaction time and still run a 10.xx? I mean, I would agree with you on most aspects on that car, but there aren't too many nannies in straight line racing that that car is going to help with aside of traction control, but I've never driven one so I can't say for sure. Besides, this is the first time I've heard of a rivalry between Vette's and GTR's, I have always heard the GTR was designed to compete with the 911.

But yours is red...

If one box explodes in a room filled with 100 boxes, I would say chances are it would take out the other 99 as well. Way to do it would be to use a bomb sniffing dog (assuming thats what the kill box is filled with). Either way, I would open 0, least chance of getting dead that way.

When I get my calender, I'm printing this pic off so I can tape it to the cover.

Not rustled, just curious.

Then why even respond in the first place?