HPA twin turbo AWD Beetle is the one to get.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/748dark/frankshpabug003.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/748dark/frankshpabug002.jpg
But in all seriousness, IF you have to live with one find one that's at least got a VR6 swap.