Two recent ones from my 4 year old
At Sunday school talking about trusting Jesus and not being scared
My kid: oh im not,scared I'm daddies badass
Wife and kid talking
Wife: cuddling with our great dane, oh i love you I'm going,to marry you
Kid: you can't marry him he doesnt have hands or feet
Mommy: its ok I love him so much
Kid: mom you are married to this guy, points at me in a picture. You are not marrying our dog