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Mallard: according to NADA, the low retail for that bike is $2,555 and the average retail is $3,360. It seems that this bike is in well below average condition. Sorry dude, but that just doesn't sound like a good deal. Thanks anyways.

 

All: still looking for a bike. I found a 2000 Triumph TT600 for $3000. Does anyone on here know much about these bikes? Everything I've found so far says that it is an awesome bike. I've also looked at a few late 90s GSXRs. Any other bikes for sale that anyone knows of????

Charles Penzones (I think), I think it is in Mill Run. Real fancy place.

Originally posted by Venomss:

Phonetically, it should be spelled "BEEMER" or "BEAMER." Spelling it "BIMMER" looks as though it should rhyme with "SWIMMER." Or "DAVID SCHWIMMER."

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Fucking moron... this is Columbus Racing... not Columbus - Fucking High School English - Racing

And the buy it now is over $3K and the reserve hasn't been met and it is for a Honda.

 

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Does anyone else notice that almost every song listed involves alcohol?

These guys are fucking funny. Check out their other sites:

 

sex toys

 

Viagra funny

 

Viagra pants

 

Viagra philosophy

 

toss my salad... hahahahahahaha

 

Santa sex

 

Cunnilingus Tutor

 

Dear God... I want these guys' jobs. This shit is fucking funny.

****Girls, this will probably offend you. However, you should most definitely read it and learn from it.****

 

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One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer Lyrics

 

-George Thorogood

 

 

Wanna tell you a story,

about the house-man blues

I come home one Friday,

had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job

She said that don't confront me,

long as I get my money next Friday

Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,

and out the door I went

 

So I goes to the landlady,

I said, "You let me slide?"

I'll have the rent for you tomorrow.

the next day I don't know

So said let me slide it on you know people,

I notice when I come home in the evening

She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,

but for five year she was so nice

Loh' she was lovy-dovy,

I come home one particular evening

The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",

I said, "No, can't find no job"

Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent

She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"

Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,

leaning up against a post"

I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"

She said "That don't confront me,

long as I get my money next Friday"

Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,

and out the door I went

 

So I go down the streets,

down to my good friend's house

I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,

can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"

He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife"

He come out of the house,

I could see in his face

I know that was no

He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"

I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"

So I go back home

I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent

She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"

And then she was so nice,

loh' she was lovy-dovy

So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,

I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go

She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,

she ain't gonna get none of it

So I stop in the local bar you know people,

I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender

Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

So what you want?

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,

I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin

Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,

need me a triple shot of that juice

Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear

I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

But I'm sitting now at the bar,

I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow

I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer

Looked down the bar, here come the bartender

I said "Look man, come down here"

So what you want?

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,

gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed

Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,

need me a triple shot of that stuff

Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,

I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

Now by this time I'm plenty high,

you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high

Looked down the bar I say to my bartender

I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

So what you want this time?

I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"

He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock

Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,

gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak

Gonna get high man listen to me,

one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three

I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,

I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

[ 10. April 2004, 06:32 AM: Message edited by: Stillman ]

Originally posted by Wease:

How about this? smile.gif

Uhm, the guy didn't even know it was posted for sale anywhere. He does want to get rid of it, but it wouldn't start. He said he's going to take it to a mechanic to get repaired. He said he'll probably be looking at getting $1800 out of it then. Not interested. Thanks though.

Originally posted by Wease:

How about this? smile.gif

Uhm, the guy didn't even know it was posted for sale anywhere. He does want to get rid of it, but it wouldn't start. He said he's going to take it to a mechanic to get repaired. He said he'll probably be looking at getting $1800 out of it then. Not interested. Thanks though.

fucking funny. that is all.

I've never played in my life. Cool if I join? I bet I can hit balls out onto the freeway with the best of them. And I KNOW I can drink beer with the best of them. Hehehe...

heheheehehee... he said crotch rocket...

 

so, you bought another bike... does this mean you have one coming up for sale soon?

Originally posted by Mallard:

I have a 94 ZX9R for sale. Needs some work, but it's in your price range. Asking $3400 OBO

How much work? Got any pictures?

Originally posted by Mallard:

I have a 94 ZX9R for sale. Needs some work, but it's in your price range. Asking $3400 OBO

How much work? Got any pictures?

Originally posted by Wease:

How about this? smile.gif

Calling on this one tomorrow for sure.

Originally posted by Wease:

How about this? smile.gif

Calling on this one tomorrow for sure.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Ben is going to buy a bike. As TRex said last night, "you on a bike is fucking scary". But, it has come to this.

 

I'm looking for something 600 or larger, 95 and up, and between $2000 - 4000. I've been looking at bikes such as the Yamaha R6, Suzuki GSXR-600, Honda CBR 600 F4i, etc. If you guys see anything, let me know. I'm looking to buy something here in the next week or two.

 

Thanks!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Ben is going to buy a bike. As TRex said last night, "you on a bike is fucking scary". But, it has come to this.

 

I'm looking for something 600 or larger, 95 and up, and between $2000 - 4000. I've been looking at bikes such as the Yamaha R6, Suzuki GSXR-600, Honda CBR 600 F4i, etc. If you guys see anything, let me know. I'm looking to buy something here in the next week or two.

 

Thanks!

dibs on two

dibs on two

Go to Best Buy and pay for it like you're supposed to.

 

 

Or, newsgroups.

Go to Best Buy and pay for it like you're supposed to.

 

 

Or, newsgroups.

I was scooting down 670 East this morning on my way to work. I always do like 80mph and just keep up with traffic through there. As we're about to go around that huge bend to the left, the van in front of me starts tapping his brakes, flashing his brake lights. Sure enough, right around the bend where you couldn't see being in a car, there was a CPD officer clocking. Fuck man. Now I'm going to have to start driving the speed limit through there, which means I'm going to have to start leaving for work earlier. Shit.

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I live in Hilliard. Don't drive like a jackass. Go alittle further West into Madison county so I don't have to deal with young stupid drivers like yourself.

 

 

Now as far as the ticket, I'd definitely get a lawyer. Your first court date will just be your plea. You go in, say guilty, not guilty, or no contest. Here you enter your plea of not guilty, and you leave. They'll set a second court date, usually two weeks - one month later. This time go in with a lawyer. I can recommend a few if you need. You'll probably eat most of the charges, but get them plea-bargined down to something stupid. They'll still show up as WOMV and shit, but as amended charges with less points and less fine.