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John

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  1. lol no thats the pick up line... did you ever see that VH1 reality show the pick up artist or whatever it was called? the dudes name was Mystery or some shit and him and his boys looked like the worlds biggest homos, but supposedly they were pick up artists. then they got a bunch of nerdy guys who had never seen a boob other than on a computer monitor, and whoever pulled the most tail won. anyway, "did you see that fight?" was their "in" or ice breaker to start talking to a girl... theyd ask these girls that and then start talking to them...
  2. did you see that fight earlier?
  3. are these smileys going ATM?
  4. http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:rjQripneagMJ:www.shelbycountytoday.com/bank.php+shelby+county+today+bank&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=us&client=firefox-a the original page is gone, but its in googles cache
  5. actually the driver escaped unscathed. and before anyone says anything... it was a man driving. besides, theres no way a woman could drive a truck that large.
  6. John

    Chat log...

    ok one more quick one
  7. In Soviet Russia, Plane Jumps Out Of You!
  8. wasnt there just a thread about this last week?
  9. get a cheapo tank bag at iron pony and just keep it in there. no more pain.
  10. GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND! why isnt he moving? oh wait, its just a decal. FALSE ALARM GUYS!
  11. your post reminded me of when i went to the bank the other day. i pull up to the ATM and as im waiting for it to process my request, i notice there is a receipt still in the slot. so i pull it out and look at it. checking account with a balance of 57,000 dollars or so. available balance was about 45,000...
  12. in the cayman islands
  13. shoot me if you want, but then you will never know which pieces have the poison on them. :lol:
  14. is your radiator and everything working properly? if its air cooled, then disregard.
  15. motohio offers test rides dont they? what exactly is involved in that?
  16. EXACTLY. there is one and only one reason for seatbelt and helmet laws (and about 95% of other traffic laws too) and its NOT "public safety" or anything like that.
  17. John

    Chess-boxing

    the game of chess... is like a swordfight. you must think first, before you move. jacques cousteau could never get this low!
  18. yeah about 100 miles usually... or go do some burnouts.
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