Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML