Why for do people waste money on lap dances so much. I mean I guess it feels good but there isnt a happy ending...shit I can think of better ways to spend $30. But I guess if you are desperate and havent felt the touch of a woman in a long ass time then its worth it. Hmmm.. now im really starting to ponder this. Let see, take a chick out for dinner - at least $60? Movie or some sort of other entertainment... $25 Shit if thats a first date and as I stated you havent been with a women in a while, so obviously you have no game... you might be lucky if you even get a kiss goodnight. So you would have to at least double that for any action at all, so now in for close to $200 for two legitimate dates and STILL no lap dance. lmao Alternative - strip club wait for the buy one get one dance spend $30 and hell tip her ten if she gives ya a good show. You just saved yourself about $150 AND congratulations.... She threw in a set of Blue Balls FOR FREE!!!