It looks like a lot of us watched Seinfeld. You want feats of strength? Frank: George, you're forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all. I brought one of the cassette tapes. (Franks pushes play, George as a child celebrating Festivus is heard.) Frank: Read that poem. George: (Complaining) I can't read it. I need my glasses! Frank: You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak! Estelle: Leave him alone! Frank: Alright, George. It's time for the feats of strength. (George has a break down) George: No! No! Turn it off! No feats of strength! (Gets up and starts running out of the coffee shop) I hate Festivus! Frank: We had some good times