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RC51 John

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  1. Could you imagine the uproar and rioting that would ensue if this were shown today. Congress would have to get involved of course. Wow, I'd like to see that.
  2. "recycle" Is that even a real word?
  3. I believe he is stating that you never come out. ???
  4. They also spend a large portion of their profits on lawyers.
  5. Greg - sweet avatar I'll be there depending on the weather.
  6. RC51 John

    Jokes

    OVERWORKED For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. * The population of this country is 237 million. * 104 million are retired. * That leaves 133 million to do the work. * There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. * Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. * 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. * Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. * At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. * Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. * That leaves just two people to do the work. * You and me. * And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
  7. RC51 John

    Jokes

    :lol: A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. "What's in the bag?" the youngster asked. "magic apples", the old man replied. "Prove it", said the young man. "Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man. "Watermelon and peaches", he answered. The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said. The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach. The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic. The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat. "I like to eat pussy." he snapped. The man handed him another apple and told him to try it. He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit". The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."
  8. Whoa, whoa take it easy there.
  9. Great pictures. Looks like a lot of fun. I would live to make that trip sometime.
  10. You make some valid points. WSBK is very competitive an I really enjoy watching it. AMA was horrible and I'm sure DMG will further refine their classes.
  11. I know most hate change, but some of the proposed additions. I'm not too sure I like the "LiterBike" or the "Daytona Superbike". Pretty soon they are going to want a spec fairing. They need to understand there is a huge difference between Nascar (LTR - left turn racing) and Motorcycle racing. Interview: Suzuki's Mel Harris Lock--Ducati Hopes To Re-Join US Racing In 2009 Yamaha: Waiting For More Details SouperPoll Daytona Motorsports Group Debuts New Class Structures
  12. Level: 5 Score: 2579 I had to make myself stop.
  13. Hence the reason for the change. It sucked telling people "Hi, I'm RVT43125".
  14. Tell Mr Zappa I said hello. I ride an RC51 and my name is John. My previous screen name was RVT43125 which I hated.
  15. I have a friend like that. She says she wants to enjoy the ride and not worry about roads and traffic.
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