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F you drew and your 120ponies on the 600 and F you even more Lizard and your 145 on your 750. I will be sitting right there at the 125 mark with my 750. but, I still get my ass handed to me by that facker drew, chris, and lizardlicker. This year things will change... Im going big or going home crying. probably with a cast or two. Tire warmers get delivered today.. should I throw them on and go for a spin. :) Lizard check your pm's

So Drew... what all you getting done to the motor?

Yeah I dragged peg at Mid Ohio.. came in to a corner too fast and didnt have time to shift my weight off the bike. Woops.. oh well.

Oh shit... I didnt even think about that... have you tried to get into your suit recently with your back protector on.. Im guessing your going to need to jump off a ladder to get into that thing. :D:D Its winter though.. you have plenty of time. I may have a similar problem come summer.

I have drug elbow before but it was followed by dragging hip, shoulder, back and then head, tumble, stomach, tumble, back and head again.. Guess I need a shit-ton of sliders.

I know a doctor that may be able to help you with your height problem. Ive told you about your problem of not getting off the bike... Just look at your avatar and tilt your head to the angle of the bike.. you can damn near draw a line down through the middle of your body/bike.

That because yours is about as tight as you can get it. Spandex..... All Spandex

nah... thats not a revenge pic... that was just something funny your wife instigated.

Vets are sweet cars.. they have a serious following.. kinda like harleys, etc.

Thats my point..:D:D Dont make me post pics of your pretty 10r with TP and a stuffed bear all over it.

you dipshit... I was talking about my yz250.. Im still running stock setup on my gix

I cant wait for this year. looking forward to getting some more pointers from some of you d-bags.

Next time your around.. let me know and I will make sure you get it. Im gonna want something from troy as well the guy before me dropped the rear down to a 48tooth so I want to put a 50 back on it. your still an asshole:cool:

So Satan and I had a nice long talk and here is the conclusion we came to. Since pretty much everyone on here thinks Im the biggest asshole on the board, Satan has decided that it would be appropriate if I was a mod for the Edumacated Fuckstiks thread. As such, my oath is as follows. I solemnly swear to pick, poke, prod and make fun of all those who post here. Any retaliation will be met with swift recourse. AKA.. more name calling most of which will be derogatory statements aimed at age, gender, race, nationality,lack of brainpower, piss poor riding skills or general motorcycle knowledge. I promise to only use my powers for evil and will do nothing to help resolve any issues between members that transpire in this forum. I will edit and modify others posts as I see fit in order to cause more conflict, frustration and anger among those brave enough to post here. That is all for now.. Satan get your ass on the ball and grant me my new found powers.

I went and bought enough food and water for a 6 month hibernation. People that do that drive me crazy.

I like sammaches

I have a tough time understanding asshole.. I couldnt find an online translator for it either.

Ballet shoes shipping separately

nice twilight days... WTF with no garage rental.. how the hell am I supposed to run my tire warmers.

Just google the model number nick

I'll start.... Piece of shit ducati pic.

Todd is climbing on my list of also getting a kick to the junk shipped out soon.

Your kick to the junk will be shipping soon..

I already have an XT Timer

That could do it..