redbarron77

broken

How does one control a "he"-hoe?

Deuce: I’m not an ungrateful he-bitch!

TJ: Don’t make me he-bitch-man-slap you!

One of my all-time favorite pimp lines.

there ain't nuthin' like a good ol' fashioned ho!

granted, but the black tar heroin is tainted with botulism, and you can't move your body.

I wish I could sleep on something other than this damn air matress.(still moving my shit in the new house)

granted, the weather has improved, just not where you are.

I wish I could hear something besides ringing in my ears. (had to fire the 9mm this morning)

granted, but you are on house arrest, and can only get Oprah on TV.

I wish I didn't have to go to meetings.

sugar

pork:sex:

LMAO! Red, that was the funniest post I've seen today. Thanks for making me laugh.

I'm glad I could help.

See all you post whores tomorrow, gotta head home.

Redbarron - Mmmmmmmm pizza!

does this mean I can tell people to eat me?

I am deeply ashamed.

I've put up quite a few hot pics, does that count?

Physical Therapy SUX! I hated re-habbing my knee.

You have my deepest sympathies.

OWCH!

have one for me, would ya?

cars

Lennon

granted! Now you get so much OT, you have no personal time to spend it because you are either at work, or so tired, you can't do Jack.

I wish I could remember half the shit I forgot, so that work would be a bit easier.

holy crap!!!

all i want to know is what role you got casted for in the lord of the rings?

there's always hope for you. I weighed in at 125 when I went into the Army, 127 when I got out, and after being married all these years, I'm tipping the scales at 207.

pant

and I just like the word plaid.....Rulz - can't add a letter.

I wanted to put up plaid.....but rules are rules....

Raid

lair

huffing

Not meaning to degrade the French (please see "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" searches on Google), but I wouldn't put Satan's Boss' name up on the board. Even though everything I put up is accurate, the spineless little twerp would try and sue me for defamation of character or some other crap like that, or put Satan in a more negative position.

Not all French are bad, but there are enough screw-ups to ruin their name for the rest.

That doesn't help me!!!! Wait a minute.....it doesn't seem to rain here....so, Forget about my complaint!