kenny

Are you daft? Have you read none of my posts? I'm into guy on bear. Christ.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2us8l0p.jpg I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it.

When spring rolls around, we're going to set up a race. Each car will start out heading directly at each other, far enough apart that they will reach top speed. Since its winter and we all have a lot of free time, we will calculate the exact moment both cars reach top speed, and have them slam into each other at that point in time. Both cars must also have The Dead Milkmen - Taking Retards to the Zoo cranked to volume 11, otherwise this will be a failure. End result: one flaming ball of ugly and some serious entertainment for the rest of us. Discuss. Also: mods, if trowa posts in this thread, can someone ban him? We all know he's a gay, there is no reason anyone needs to read his horridly queer input (and no trowa, that isn't a reference to anal secks with boys).

Scary, I was just thinking that you reminded me of http://i36.tinypic.com/6ejars.jpg

The Grizzly should have known something was wrong when he saw the man walking alone across his domain. Or his instincts should have warned him in the way the creatures of the forest didn't run away. Instead the big male loped forward, challenging the human. It waited quietly for him.. Something was wrong. He tried to stop, to turn and run, as his hackles went up. By then it was too late, the animal was caught like a fly in amber. He shuffled forward, and stood, looking down at the human. Paws touched, then pressed eagerly against upturned palms, and fingers opened, sliding between claws. Fleas, ticks, and lice fell from him like a waterfall. The shaggy head moved down slowly, almost shyly, to press black bears lips against human ones. Then it's paws moved up to the shoulders, as the bruin kissed the man hungrily, lust making the rounded ears twitch. Paws slid under the legs, lifted the robed one. Then he shuffled down to the nearby stream, carrying the male. Both washed in the cool water. Lay in the warm sun. Kissed again. Claws raked the grass, as a pink tongue teased dark nipples into hardness, then moved down to lap at a leathery ball- sack. His tulip-shaped cock was straining in full erection, and the creature moaned with desire, testicles swelling in the cloying warmth of the human's mouth. Letting them fall gently out, he licked on the red stalk, and pulled on the back of the bruin's thighs. The huge animal lifted his legs, locking fore- paws onto hind ones, as the man caressed his furry buttocks. Something warm and slick rubbed against his tail. The bear snorted when a finger probed his puckered anal ring, his tail lifted out of the way. Then a thicker organ wanted entrance. The Grizzly moaned, as the male sucked on his penis, while a cock slid into his virgin anus. Both hands ran through the hair on his sides, and chest, the suction on his maleness fanning his desire, the gentle, but thorough buggering driving the animal crazy. Growled, thrusting back at him. Balls were caressed, swelled to twice their size, then lurched, as the cock-head which was being stroked by throat muscles, flared, spouting bear-cum. A gasp, as semen splashed into his guts, making the bruin grit his teeth. The man lay on him rubbing the furry stomach, and sides. Then slowly pulled free, and washed off in the stream. The Grizzly watched with impatience. When the man came out of the water, he grabbed the wet buttocks. Digging his claws into the fleshy muscles, the animal shoved his nose into the still fragrant thatch of hair. A tongue slid out, caressing the man's testicles. It played with them, rolling them in their sack. The eyes focused on a pole, tapping his snout. He grabbed it with a paw, stroking it. It swelled, and jerked, pre-cum oozing out of the slit. The bruin grunted, lapping at the fat, plum-colored tip. Re-grasping the pawful of ass, he swallowed the maleness. Drooling on it, the creature munched gently on the man's cock. It expanded in the warmth, then as the buttocks quivered in his paws, spat a sticky wad of semen. It slid along his tongue, helped along by another sweet glob. The animal gobbled the spunk hungerily, wanting more. Claws wrapped themselves around the slick meat, pulling on it, coaxing still more out. The Grizzly sat, fangs clasped on either side of the flared head, and slapped his tongue across it, still jacking on the small, but tasty piece of maleness. At last, it could lure no more of the wonderful liquid out, and the animal swallowed the last nugget. Then went down to the stream and drank, The man rubbed his ears, and bending down, again pressed his lips to the rubbery ones. They parted company, but the Bear remembered. Passed the knowledge down to other Bruins. Many a young lad got his first taste of sex by walking in a certain part of the woods, to a certain stream. There, all he had to do was part with his pants, and a bear would come along, to remove all vestiges of lust from the man.. Some did their work so well, the youth was loathe to leave. And instead became wild animals themselves. Others returned, but were forever changed by their experiences. Some say every spring, the Bears, and their lovers return to the water, and reenact their first meeting.. Again, and Again. So the next time you see a Male Bear holding his hind paws, remember; He may just be showing off for peanuts, Or he may be asking you for something bigger.. The End

I'll move on to point out your horrid English skills. "You're right, Kenny" "Now if you're done I guess" etc. etc.

The End (?)

"Oh, Master... Your stamina exceeds all that I have known... I shall do my best to be worthy of your semen." He Really started working those cat-hips in my cock, grunting and gasping and mewling.. And all the time I can Feel this rumbling purr echo through his body. The tightness of his hole is incredible and it only takes a few minutes before I grab his hips and thrust upwards, spurting like there is no tomorrow.. As I lay there, exhausted, his paws are on my sides and he lays in me, nuzzling my chest, squeezing my still hard cock. "Rest my Hurr Master. Rest, and know Raeel shall be here, ready to again be your seed's container, until you enslave another of my brethren to do your bidding." And All I can think of is 'Many times a night?'

I awoke from this dream, sweaty and feverish... Something stirred against my leg and I yawned. My hand was not a paw but a hand and it felt good under my head. The something stirred again... Maybe I Did own a dog, and just didn't remember... "My Leigre?" purred a throaty voice. A paw closed around my nuts as a rough tongue lapped at my morning erection. I opened my eyes to see something furry, feline, and male, if what was poking my toes could be considered a cock. He also had a collar on, with a name stamped on it. My name... "Mmmmrrrrr *Lap* They told me that The Hurr make the Best Masters - Now I know it is True.. I was afraid the poison that rival Mehh had slipped you had done you in. But I Knew better! And now..." He slowly arched and grinned, straddling my hips and pressing my hard, wet cock under his tail. "You can take HIM Slave as well..." We Both moaned as he took me full to the hair, but for different reasons. "Rrrrrrrr.. You will defeat the Mehh, and enslave him as you did me. You will treat us roughly and beat us and mate with us many times a night.. " 'Many times a night? Oh Shi..' His cat-like yowl interrupted my thoughts as he spurted his thin, milky-cum onto my belly.

The Commander came around growling about unfinished business.. I took a robe and walking staff. Then belted a good sword on it. "How many nights have we sleep apart at the Haan? And not because my door was bolted, Either." He stood, gaping. "Besides, a little waiting shall swell your balls even more. Then I shall have more to harvest this eve.." I patted the horny creature. "Duty before pleasure.." He looked at me like I had just taken my head off and tucked it under my arm. Then shook his head.. "If I live to see another StoneCut (40 years).." "You will be fat, have a ton of Son's Cubs pulling your ears, and be grumping about life." We both laughed, and helped strike the camp.

My own commander watched me pour the rest of my cup out. "Water.. I am light-headed now, and we still march to Insre." He nodded, then grabbed my muzzle and soundly kissed it! "Isskem is dead.. Long live the HanWeilder!" I growled.. "Keep this up and the only place you will go is to get oil from the chest" His teeth bit into my lip. "I don't need oil.." I mashed his nipples in my paws. "If you wish these to be slick, and your nuts as well, we shall need oil. And you had better tell the Guard you will be busy.. I would Hate to get a cold sword stuck up my butt as I suck on your hot cock." The bruin growled and slapped my butt. "I will want That later.." Then grinned and left. I went out and asked if somebody could spare a bucket of water. While solders ringed me, I lifted the wooden bucket and let the cool liquid splash all down me. Then shook.. Spraying the entire bunch. "Sorry.." They chuckled at their lords antics. I gave each furry butt a fondle.. "Remind me later to thank you personally.. Now let us be off. The castle is but a day's march off, and I expect runners to prepare a Feast to welcome our return.. With plenty of horny lovers to go 'Round!" They cheered, and went to pack.

Swallowed.. "You are not Isskem.. But whoever you be, I welcome you as My Brother." He clasped his sweaty chest to mine. I put my claws to his lower back and pulled his entire body over to press it hard against me. "Brother.." We embraced for a moment.. Then Ehha laughed. "You nuzzle my cheek Isskem as if you think I am a lover.." "Perhaps I do, especially if what I feel nudging my leg is as big as it seems.." I whispered in an ear. "However that is not for so many eyes to see.." I Grabbed his butt and squeezed it. "Let us to the tent, where it is cooler.. And wine awaits us." I let the startled bear go and went to the flap. lifting it. "Siguh, Find My Brother's General and bid him enter as well." A creature with many scars and half an ear, dropped head to chest, then went into the tent. My WarHaan, and my Brother followed. I went in last. "I asked the pair of you in to show my intentions above reproach. I wish to let past regrets and regressions lie and strengthen friendships." We passed around a jug of wine and drank to each other's health. By the end of the day, Ehha was crying on my shoulder, and had to be helped out, swearing to new ties.

The other HanKeeper looked at me. Dropped his robe as well. Then went to one knee. "I have lost.. Do with me as you will." I chuckled. "One should be careful using such words.. It might stir thoughts of Incest in Weaker minds." Grins and whispers made the rounds. "However, little was lost, except a few inches of skin, and Pride. One returns easily. As to the other.. Sometimes a good slap on the bottom is the best teacher." I put my paws on the animal's shoulders. "You challenged me. Why I do not know.." He lifted his muzzle in surprise. "I do not counter, for I have no reason to. Therefore I ask you to let go any past hurts I have done to you. Any faults rest solely on my shoulders, And I shall bear them as any who is Han must. Let no animosity lie between us. For when we die, what worm cares who we were. They are not picky upon whose bones they feast. Nor does the ground, whose embrace we all find ourselves in, care for fault-finding, and like a Mother, loves the Guilty as well as the Innocent. Thief and Lord are the same to the grassy knoll. And I have spoken entirely too long. If I promise to keep my paws to myself, will you take wine with me?" He stood.

I grinned.. Whirled the double-yard of steel and whipped it over the Lord's head. Who ducked.. And lost his ear tips. I slammed my armored knee into his chin, and brought the hilt of my sword down on top of his head. His teeth clicked audibly.. And he fell. "The only reason you live is the Memory of our Father.. Disgrace that Memory again, And I will personally see the cawers feast well!" Then re-sheathed my weapon and left the field. I went back into the tent and removed the armor. Closed the trunk. Sat on the floor, cleansing myself of anger and disgust. Paws gripped my shoulders. "You did well.." I nodded. "Ho the tent.. Ehha wishes to speak with his Brother." I stood. Walked toward the flap. "My Lord. You are naked.." I grinned at the Wizard. "I am clothed in my Title, and need nothing else. Unless you think the sight of a male body will drive my brother insane with lust.." He shook his head and went before me. I opened the flap and stood in the bright day. A gasp rose up and a half-dozen bodies moved to cover me up with theirs. I laughed and moved them away. "I come before my Brother open as the day I was brought into the world.. If my body offends..."

The knock came. "They await you, Lord.." I stood. Took out what was inside the box and placing it on me, covered it with a robe. The sun was just about over head. I followed my second back to the area. My opponent in some ornamental junk grinned. He lifted a bread-slicer and waived it at me. I walked to my side, and stood a moment. "Helm, please." I took the helmet, and put it on. The grin faded. It vanished entirely as I undid the robe and handed it to my second. My armor was made of overlapping steel plates. Hard as an iron shield, supple as leather boots. It gleamed like a well polished cannon. I pulled my LongSword free from it's place on my back and strode towards my opponent. He went white and made some noises. "You wanted this.. Not me. I would have preferred terms.. Like whose bed and how many pages..." That got his ire up a bit. "Perverted Bastard.." And lifted his silvered blade. It looked pretty and Might have actually done some damage to unprotected skin.. It wouldn't even scratch my armor. As he found out. "Hit me.. Brother." The bruin snarled and did so.. His sword screeched down my breastplate, and went across one plated side.

It took a few days to get all the junk ready. Then another to march to the area where we were to do battle. At first it was stare at each other from our camps.. Then we would send insults via messenger. About three days into this mess, I actually got to see my 'Brother'. Finally.. He stood before me and sneered. I ignored the animal who barely came up to my chin.. When all his ranting did nothing, he pulled a dagger out and tried to stick me. I knocked the toy away.. Then snarling, lifted him up by his chest hair, and hit him. Once.. He bounced three times and lay in a heap. I retrieved the weapon from the grass and grasping the handle, bent the blade. Tossed it at the still figure. Then spat in his direction and returned to my tent. "You should not have done that.. Now he will wish to fight you with armor.." I smiled. "Wizard, Open up the trunk." Fa'Akl nodded and putting his paws on a certain box of iron, mumbled a few Words of Power, then lifted the hasp. "Please leave us, Commander." Siguh nodded and went outside. "Friend, tell me when it is time, I intend to rest.." The wizard crossed paws with me, then left also. I stretched, did my exercises, and dropped into a light sleep.

"What is it.." He undid a scroll and read it out loud. I stopped him halfway. "The Gist.." He sighed. "A challenge.." "A challenge?" The bruin nodded. "Your Brother seeks satisfaction on the Field. In Personal Combat." I had a Brother. A Jealous Brother.. Hmmm...

Then passerby could, at their leisure, Use him.. Mouth, Paws, Dick, Ass.. Whatever they desired. It was quite open for their usage. Especially after I had their crotch fur shaved. This alone added to their humiliation, for it would take weeks to grow back.. And Months to live down the excited moans that echoed around the halls. Shaving rings around their nipples didn't lessen the impact either.. Many a bruin had to be carried out, and many a dirty ballad was born that night. When the festivities were over, I rounded up a few helping paws and took the remains of the feast out to whoever wandered by. "No use letting it go to waste.." A creature watched us with hatred from a half-fallen hovel.. Until a half-nibbled loaf hit it squarely in the snout. "I forget none." The rat-like being made off with the prize, looking at me with uncertainty. Then a slap on his butt made him jump back into his 'house'.. To grin and peer back at me. When we had no more persons to give to, I asked one of the locals who could best use what was left. He took a few bearers and disappeared. I grinned, and returned to a warm bath. A knock came as I lay on my bed, finding I could read the books that gathered dust in the castle library. "Enter, and be welcome.." My Mentor came in, and sighed. "Wine?" He shook his head. Damn! Must be serious for the old Windbag not to drink.

After the careless guard was told he would be suitably 'punished' for letting the prisoner slip through his grasp, and a few minor shakedowns, things got back to normal. Except Siguh treated me with more respect.. And I found out there Were Females in the court. At the Festival of Massmaae (Winter's End), I met the mates of the nobility, and many daughters. Who rubbed up against me most erotically every chance they got.. Of, course so did many Sons. And Pages. And Guards.. Sheesh! Speaking of guards, a few more had to be added to the list of those punished. So I gave them the same treatment as a common criminal.. With a twist! The usual way of doing things is a set of stocks. You stand, head and fore-paws through a wooden board, and people get to throw things at you.. Then you get beaten with a paddle. And released. This may sound like light fare, But - The things thrown sometimes include rocks.. Big enough to split even the hardest skull. And try standing, exposed to the winds, elements, and any horny person that comes by. Worse, The paddle is spiked. Many was the thief who bled to death long before the ordeal was over. My idea was to tie the male to a rack. Feet on floor, paws free at the wrist.

"Please Sire I have duties.." I Growled ands shoved him onto the bed, following to lay with my head in between his legs. "Right now the Only duty you have is to Lay here and be Eaten, Understand?" He gulped and stroked my cock, nodding. I attacked his ass, biting it, slapping it, pinching it until he fairly screamed for mercy.. While my tongue drilled his tasty tail-hole making him beg for something else entirely.. I finally got comfortable, stroking his bruised butt, chewing on his balls, nuzzling his thighs. He shivered, sucking on my cock as I fell asleep.

Without missing a stroke on each other my cock went into first one, then the other's muzzle, lips sucking on me, cleaning the pre-cum that dribbled out my slit. "Oh Yeah.. " My hips moved, paws digging into my butt, pleasure burning up my spine. The last I remember seeing was the 2 of them kissing over my cock- head, sucking on my slick meat, gobbling my cum as I shot.... Then a tree fell on top of me. When I awoke Both of them were covered in cum and pleaded not to be abused so when I fondled their shrunken balls. I whispered instructions into the scribe's ear, then walked out to Grip the guard's balls, tossing his groin guard skittering down the hall.. "Come." He had no choice as I half-dragged, half-led him down the hall by his handful of nuts to my room. "Sire, I.. Mmmpf!" I silenced him with a kiss, peeling his armor like a hungry man with a lobster.

Then came over and rubbed his shoulders. He was too startled to say anything. "Drink.. We have all night. After that.." I shrugged, caressing the wide chest. Soon, his head was lolling drunkenly against my shoulder. "Lubeg, I believe our guest needs help getting out of the tub. Please get him dry and in bed.." The Scribe moved with rapidity that comes with a heightened sex-drive. Out of the bath, fluffed with a towel.. Then nipples, cock, balls and anus all licked to gleaming wetness. Then hustled to the bed. "Lubeg, why don't you make him 'comfortable'.." I sat in a chair, looking at them. "Oooo, Yes Sire!" White fur and dark brown mingled as they locked muzzles, paws stroking cocks to full hardness, neither of them wanting to end the kiss Or let go of the other's maleness. I stood up and slipped my cock in between their tongues. "You 2 seem to need something to work on besides each other's back-teeth." A pair of paws gripped my ass, as twin organs slid up and down my hard dick.

The white-furred male awoke with a start. He opened his eyes.. To find himself lying on a tub. A form stopped stroking his forehead and went to a table. He looked at the being. A Scribe's gold chain was around his waist. But, when he turned, the face was that of an expectant page. "You are lucky.. Usually spy's are tossed in the dungeon.. If you please Shadow, perhaps he will let you keep your fur, instead of making it into a rug.." The door opened and The HarnKeep came in. He walked over and grabbed a pawful of butt. The scribe chuckled, pressing himself against the paw. "What say you to a threesome.." I nibbled on an ear. Green eyes looked up at me in surprise.. Then lust as the offer sank in. I lifted a silver jug out of a cabinet. "Wine?" the bear looked like I had a snake in my paw. "Scribe.. Take this cup and show our guest this is nothing but wine.. What is your name?" "Lubeg, Sire..." He sniffed at the cup, nose wrinkling.. Then grinned, and drained the cup. Poured another, taking it to the creature in the water. He too sniffed it.. But the philter I mixed in the fruit extracts had nothing to do with poison. He took a swallow, finding nothing amiss.. I too drained a cup's worth.

"Sounds like you are jealous.." Siguh helped him lift the bundle. "Perhaps.. But one thing puzzles me.. Why does he still put on the act?" Fa'Akl shouldered the robed creature. "What makes you think it's an act?" He left the CommanderFirst standing, and wondering..

"Well?" Siguh looked like someone who had seen a ghost. "He is better than Most War-HanWeilders!" A nod. "He comes and trains like this once a week.. Sometimes using this," He held up the sword, long as his forearm. "Sometimes with Poles.." A grin. He poked the robe with a toe. The wizard disrobed the animal, checking for weapons.. Found nothing but a satchel of gold. "This one will be questioned.. Then allowed to escape." Eyebrows went up. "Escape? Oh.." He grinned, and rubbed his paws together. "But not before our leader gets His paws on him.." The wizard shrugged.