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The animal looked puzzled.. Until he tried to breathe. Air bubbled against my tongue.. The nostrils widened against the blockage and all that came in was saliva. The wizard did the one thing I didn't expect.. He went limp. I shifted and fell on top of the animal. My mouth was full of his muzzle.. I felt his breath go inside my lungs, as he blew out. Filled his own with my exhalation. We both relaxed.. Lay on our sides, breathing each other's air.. Slowly he moved his head back. Closed my mouth. Kissed it.. " 'Twas not me, Man." My ears twitched.. Did I hear that right? "Nothing can be hidden from us.. I have given you warmth.." The oath was ingrained in my new body's bones. I repeated it, not really sure what I had just said. "So, Life-Mate.. Who are you?" I fondled his cock, and dropped my head as he winced. "Sorry.." A paw shoved my chin up. "You fought for your life.. I understand - But.." The claws held my muzzle, when I shifted closer to the penis. "I am not sure I trust you close to it yet.." I wrapped my tongue around the longest claw on his paw and tugged it into my mouth. I again pressed my teeth to the flesh, but much more gently. And only so I could unravel the fleshy ribbon.

My other paw wandered up to fondle a big hairy breast as I sprawled beside him, caressing the creature. "I truly don't know.." He opened his mouth, and I pulled on his balls. "Softly, Please. I have no wish to make you a eunuch... "Now then.." I gave his bobbing cock a long lick. "First, I want a mouthful of This.. Agreed?" Fa'Akl most wholeheartedly agreed when I nibbled on the fleshy tip. "Second, I want to know Who I am supposed to be.." That got a chuckle. "Dead.." A paw pressed against my head, pushing me back down, as I had already swallowed half of the thick penis, and was lifting off it in surprise. I bit the pole.. "By whose hand?" I growled around it. The bruin jerked up, slapping both paws onto my muzzle. I allowed my head to be lifted, but not all the way off. I repeated the question, biting deeper into the flesh, giving a jerk to his balls. "Open." My jaw unhinged. What? "Open." My claws spread apart. Before he could say anything more, I latched onto the muzzle with my other paw. He put both paws up and tried to wrest it free. I pulled him closer. After a momentary shudder of revulsion, I pressed my tongue against his nose. Then latched my arm onto his so he could not pull the muscle off.

Since I was now Fully awake, my body was no longer on auto-pilot.. It wanted instructions.. And I didn't have any! Groaning, I leaning back onto the bed. "None of that.." Paws grabbed mine and levered me up. He was close enough to kiss.. Something surged through me. Or rather, Something no longer held me back.. I leaned forward, pressing my muzzle against his. The paws grabbed my arms harder.. I opened my eyes to stare into darker ones.. Claws shoved me down, sliding up to press against my shoulders. Not even for a moment did our mouths come apart.. I slid my tongue out to caress the upper lip. The bruin groaned, and allowed the tip inside.. There it was latched onto by sharp fangs. The wizard lifted his shaggy head.. I followed it up, having no choice... He let go, sighing. I gave him another kiss. "Who are you?" Good question.. I grabbed for his cock which was digging into my belly. The paw was slapped away. "You are not Isskem.. I repeat, Who Are You?" In one quick motion I flipped the animal over, onto the floor. He fell with a *Whoof*.. Leaning over, I scooped up the fat nut-sack in a paw and held them, none too gently. Moving his robe out of the way, I gave the half-erection incentive to grow.

I felt his tonsils rub against the top of my penis. How the hell did he breathe? In walked.. Somebody. It didn't appear to be perturbed that I had a male nursing at my groin. In fact the being seemed to relax at the sight. "I had a.. Vision. And feared for your safety." My mouth grinned. "And why is that, Wizard.." Claws curled around my balls, rolling them around, heightening my pleasure.. The carbon-copy of what nursed at my groin shrugged under the purple robe. Revolving my paw, I offered the maleness in it to the creature. He declined.. But I could tell he wouldn't mind nibbling on the carrot.. Was I seeing out of another's eyes? No, I was here.. Orgasm made me grit my teeth. Thick ejaculate splashed over my wrist. "Pardon me.." Fa'Akl bowed, as I lifted the 'Page', drinking the semen dripping from his cock. I wanted very much to swallow the length, and get another mouthful.. But something prevented me. Damn! I couldn't even enjoy the slimy stuff that matted my fur. The cub took my paw in his and very thoroughly cleaned it off. I picked up a piece of fruit, and tossed it to the creature. The Page bowed to me, to Robe, then shuffled out, closing the door behind him. I had another problem.

Be warned.. Interspersed in with the sex, Is a lot of Soapbox Philosophy. Ohhh, My head! What the hell had Mike spiked the punch with This time? Something squirmed by my side. I absently stroked the furry being.. Wait a second! I don't own a dog.. A wet nose slid across my chest, followed by a warm tongue. It found a nipple, and teased the flesh into hardness.. I groaned quietly. The other one was also attacked. A paw grasped my erection.. Now wait just one cotton-pickin' Min... The 'Page' licked my stomach. Page? I opened my eyes in time to watch a bear-like creature slide it's black lips around my red cock-tip.. My?!? The thing was almost a foot-long, with a pointed tip. The monster throbbed in the creature's paws, as it rotated them around the fleshy pole. I groaned again.. Who, or whatever it was, the being had talent. A knock came at a door. I scanned the room. A large bed, a creature slowly engulfing my cock, coats-of-arms.. Just Great! "My Lord..." Uh, oh... Now I'm in for it! "Enter and be welcome." Now where the hell did that come from? Out of reflex, the being I now inhabited had spoken. 'Ok body,' I said to myself, 'It's your show...' The creature, very much male, if what my claws curled around was any indication, sucked quietly on me.

It would be better on fire than it is now.

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, it's excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Whiskey > Vodka I think I'll drank some Guinness later, since they're Guinness pints.

Same shit. You bought it like that, you paid hacks to do it, whatever - it's still full of failure.

Coming home to 11 pint glasses FTW Mike you rock

Let me grab my careface real quick.

It's cute you talk about me with people I've probably never met.

I really hate when people call them terminators. In fact, typing that annoys me slightly.

Weak attempt. It takes quite a bit of power to join that club.

Everything you read on the internet is truth.

For the triple, you suck cock for wooden nickels.

Bruce Lee was 5' 7.5", making me closer to a ninja than you - so again you're a failure.

You're 2" taller than me, wow. Impressive.

Too late, you're losing a pinky toe.

Better than brokefaggotville for sure.

Proof and might don't belong in a sentence together. But that is good news.

Cool. 1hr, 11min until I'm out of here.