kenny

Log off and never return. I'll even paypal you $5.

This one felt like it was going to be one of those half liquid half solid explosion combos, but alas, it was a quiet ghost poopie. Disappeared into the toilet without a sound, never to be seen again.

It will have transmission problems before it gets to said cliff.

... oh and I'm wearing khakis so there is a good chance I have doo doo sprinkles on the ass of my pants. Player.

I've ridden it down Bethel. Did a wheelie on the sidewalk next to a cop.

So before lunch I had a man hero size shit brewing and I decide it's time to take care of bidness. I walk down the hall to the shitter, open the door and find two guys in there talking (in the middle of the floor, female style), a dude taking a piss in the urinal, and someone robbing my utopia (the handicrapper). This turd wasn't about to get put off until later, so I grab the retard stall (that is, the non handicrapper) and let the bombs fly. God that was such a boner killer. I want my dookie time back. Fuckers. The only plus side was that it was a single wiper, so that's cool.

I had a secksy Chipotle burrito that the commies raised the price on. I miss my $4.85 chicken burritos.

Keep talking, something funny is happening in my pants.

That's why you ate every last bit of "left overs", you liar.

Fucking disgusting, and awesome, all at the same time. I'm trying it.

But serialy, I'm going to lunchz.

They're fucking pizza rolls, they're baller as fuck no matter how you cook them. We don't have a god damn toaster oven at work so the shit goes in the microwave. Slap yourself in the mouth for thinking differently.

I would be famous on the internet for DAYS.

This mother fucker right here thinks pizza rolls are fine cuisine.

Cops are about as worthwhile as tits on a nun.

Was thinking more like ghost ride it into a collection of uppity cunts, then calmly walk away to get my food.

I think it would take their lazy asses at least a month to figure it out. Cops are good for one thing and one thing only, writing speeding tickets.

... I wonder how long it would take to get arrested if I started bringing the KX85 to work and riding it through Easton at lunch ...

lololol I just order online anyway, bitches be getting SMOKED in line.

Almost lunch time - I hate Easton. Bunch of retarded cunts that can't drive. I need a missile launcher on my truck.

Cookie? Who uses a cookie? It's a biscuit. You must hang out with a bunch of gays.

OMG I'd wear a helmet and run in there drooling.

Sam, I need a quote on something, what are you doing later?

The same thing the president does, nothing.

If you ever call me a midget again I will rape your mother, then spit on her. We like to be called little people, you fucking jackass.