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kenny

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  1. F1 is about as exciting as watching grass grow. If you watch qualifying you have no reason to watch the race.
  2. Ballin' out of control.
  3. The same can be said for NASCAR. It started during probation - beefing up stock cars to outrun the police to get alcohol from the suppliers to the buyers. NASCAR used to be amusing; it used to be cars basically the same as what you would buy at the dealer. The development that went into the racing was seen on cars you could buy. Today it is 100% media queershit, no stock cars, no racing, just a bunch of lame cars that are all identical running in circles for big corporate dollars. Drifting on the other hand, was never cool. No, never. Driving a slow, riced out shit bucket around some city streets with the rear end kicked out and tires smoking is not cool. It hasn't ever been, it won't ever be. That said – NASCAR sucks. With enough seat time I'm sure any one of us could do it. Saying you're not going to be the best at it your first try is retarded. No shit, everything takes practice. Not to mention, the nongay crowd would rather go the fast way around the track instead of trying to win the fashion show. But hey, rock those pumps, girlfriend.
  4. Drama is for women. This is how you handle people that fuck around, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXUco7omi34
  5. No, they cry about it in the pits and throw helmets at moving cars. Which is hugely ironic considering their moto is supposed to be "rubbin's racin'".
  6. Full frontal docking. http://r6-forumz.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif
  7. Only because we would ram each other.
  8. Become a NASCAR fan and you've completed the trifecta of failure. http://r6-forumz.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif
  9. If you want beer drinking and left turns, World of Outlaws/USAC is where it's at
  10. Nah, it will hook. It's a G-Body and they're not as light in the rear as they look.
  11. Which is worse? Drift fags = figure skating of motorsports. NASCAR queers = soap opera of motorsports. Discuss.
  12. You'd get just as much done in a day as a typical CPD officer. I should be on that payroll as well, that's all I do at work.
  13. Fuck them, I get pulled over all the time for bullshit anyway, what else is new. I've had a gun pulled on me for a fucking plate light - I told the guy I had a CCW and I WASN'T carrying, dude pulls screaming SIR WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN ON YOU?! Uh, so you don't get freaked out when you run my info, you fucking cocksucker.
  14. I hope they know they're uesless fucks.
  15. Otherwise I'll probably start gutting it tomorrow.
  16. I'm thinking about dynoing it with the tree fiddy five in it... but I can't work up the motivation to do it.
  17. This is pretty lame, really.
  18. I used to rock straight up ET Drags 24/7. Sup?
  19. It's Buick powered, so no.
  20. Neither. Buy the only F-Body worth buying, a 1989 Turbo Trans Am.
  21. HOLE LEE SHIT HE HAS A TH350
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