There is nothing I love more than sitting down at my desk to find someone has messed with my area. I get here today at 7am to find my mouse, keyboard and a few other things zip tied together so I have zero cord length to work with.
I already hate being here, I really hate waking up at 6am ever day, and I REALLY hate having to deal with bullshit like this because someone thinks they're cute.
I'm breaking his legs when he gets here. That is all.