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EagleCock

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  1. It was nice to eat a real lunch. Thanks everyone!
  2. enjoy the ride but be careful with the new rubber
  3. Nick (apch8r) has extra spandex and vaseline for anyone who's man enough
  4. I have a 10:30 class so I might be a little late...but i'll be eating everyone's leftovers so don't throw away your plates
  5. #4 was pretty early last season, prob in may after a bike night. There's a big dude who has a stretched busa with no exhaust and it just screams. He never wears a helmet but only clear glasses. He always starts at the very back of the group until we hit the freeway since that's his personal track and he won't let anyone pass him. so there was a dead deer in the road and he just straight splatters it! I guess it sprayed guts and shot on nick's buddy and broke the fender on the busa. Not 3 miles later he does a fly by around 90ish and a cop going the opposite way pulls a u-turny and splits through our group to catch him. #6 is completely ninja nick's fault he was leading the dayton group ride and allegedly there was speeding and illegal passing on double yellow...so either another car or a neighbor called the sheriffs. We were doing about 2x the speed limit when we passed the local 5-0. Some slowed down and some people used thr throttle to get up to closest hiding spot! It wasn't really hiding but I hoped the popo would just drive past and give us a nasty look. The dude pulled in, got out of his car and started lecturing us or something. Honestly the only thing I remember thinking was that he was really short and had a funny looking haircut. I guess he gave the same lecture to the other group too. ha!
  6. it's almost completely grown back. just in time for sandal season!
  7. i r gradeeatin this here summr
  8. wow. there are so many! #1) i won't lie...coming around that curve in coshocton and seeing you standing there on the side of that hill and wondering, "wtf is he doing standing...OMFG!!!!1! he wrecked!" #2) stealing whitey's bike and riding it between stops on the poker run #3) making it through an entire riding season without wrecking. (that day i low sided from gravel @ work doesn't count since the only thing broken was my toenail) #4) riding with the group when the kingbusasquid ran over a dead deer carcass & then got pulled over for speeding a little ways down the road #5) burnouts @ 3am and waking up the neighbors...not MY neighbors thankfully #6) "eluding" the cops on that dayton ride and i think we tried to hide in a bank parking lot or something...ya, they found us #7) the 791 times someone asked if I knew that I had a headlight burned out #8) riding like a squid on the 2 yr anniversary photo hunt #9) hitting that woodland creature on a coshocton ride, looking back and getting the throat slash sign from schmuck #10) running out of gas on rt 33 the first day i rode last season...stupid broken fuel gauge
  9. econ FTMFW i think it's just basically that i hate it less than everyone else
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