Scotty2Hotty

Text me, I'll be sober tomorrow.

David was up there earlier today, he already bought the Z06 you wanted.

Wipe away the shame of owning that POS.

Figure I minus whale get one.

No problemo we got wasted at mcflips. I in turn ended up on the east side in a strange bed and Im waaaaaaay hungover. Good Christmas sauce.

A spec-ops 4 mag pouch will fit it perfectly discreet.

When in doubt, pull out.

How does Santa not get shot down in no-fly zones? Did Skunk Works build Santa's Sleigh? Does Santa pay the elves?

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Ha! That's 2 seconds from me. I've never really gone there to get my sauce on. I end up at Final Score or every so often Red Rock in Delaware on the weekend.

I'd say back in Iraq, middle of summer, waking up in my cot to the sound of a grenade being thrown over the wall. Only thing I would change, is a pallet of booze sauce to greet me at the end of the day.

Dad- Ammo, socks, Surefire light, speed loader, gift card Mom- Gift cards Step dad- Carrol Shelby Polo shirt, shelby fuse box cover for his Shelby GT Step Mom- Gift cards Brosef in law- Glock mags Sister- Money Step sister- Gift cards Step bros- Gift cards Niece- Gift cards. I'm also giving myself as a present to any willing female tonight, so she may un-wrap me with her teeth.

Money Blackwing membership re-newal More money Candy Bottle of Patron Money to go "have fun" with tonight

There's a stocking stuffer

I feel like Christmas tequila and jaeger bombs.

I'll be @ my old man's in Wedgewood, so it's close. I'm game for 7 or 8ish.

I'm celebrating with wine like Jesus would.

I ain't been to spoons in a grip. And Scotty said, it's good.

I can't remember if my normal watering hole is open tomorrow or not. Anyone know of any good bars open tomorrow night?

Full weight monte's throwin it up

It gets boring in the port-o-shitters time after time.

A pocket pussy is the greatest package gift ever. Write that down, he'll thank you later.

Where we you drinking?

Now Scotty needs his company truck :ninja:

99.7 Sucks donkey balls now, hell 88.7 a Christian station plays harder rock than the "ROCK".