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Scotty2Hotty

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  1. What are you doing? Go ahead and have a seat. Would you like some cookies? I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC's to catch a Predator.
  2. Ohhh Noes Too Much Fasts!! Twin Turbo Much Boost Sideways Type R Drift Style Smack Boom!
  3. That story still cracks me up We are brothers from a different mother still, had to bust your chops
  4. Hope he didn't do that to the tranny that stiffed him
  5. Carribean Jerks AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
  6. This one time I saw Tilley @ BJ's drinking with 3 womens. So I threw a fork at him, but his hair stopped it.
  7. Still hate that fucking rear end. Looks like a smushed up C4 corvette.
  8. Hmmmm, I think Howie would be gentle.
  9. Get a 4cylinder notchback and stuff a 351W in it. Most foxbodies with miles on it, should run ya anywhere from $3,500 to $5K in decent shape.
  10. Israel is 100% better than the Palestinians fucking shit up.
  11. I would've been happier with a reach around.
  12. I sue that dumb cunt, and make her suffer.
  13. I hate when girls wear glitter, the shit stays on you for days!
  14. And women are smarter than men?
  15. I do my fair share of drinking, and I should've had those plates, but I was lucky.
  16. They tickle your nose when you inhale them.
  17. Stripper ass smells like bath and body works with sparkles.
  18. I'll call if I get a McDonalds double cheeseburger out of the deal.
  19. I'm still waiting for Jack in the Box. You don't know goodness until you've had the Jack.
  20. Popcorn in the metal tins = The win
  21. Not when I move up there, I'll be calling INS.
  22. Move to Polaris, make good on some sugar mamas.
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