1. Did you fart? cause you blew me away! 2. Do you have a library card? Cause i'd like to check you out! 3.is there are mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself in em! 4. if you were a tree, and i was a squirel, i'd store my nuts in ur hole! 5. you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauties only a light switch away! 6.i know im no Fred flinstone, but i can make ur bedrock! 7. if your gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till afternoon! 8. your face reminds me of a wrench, it makes my nuts tighten up! 9. that skirt is cute, but it would look great on my bedroom floor! 10. damn i luv those jeans! can i get in em!