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Nice AV.

Well... I'm adopting this as my excuse too.

That reminds me of a very disturbing joke about making a little girl cry twice...

How about everyone just take a couple seconds to make our posts coherent and quite bitching about it? That's my suggestion.

I guess he should have stopped resisting.

Is this the 8th sign of the apocolypse? You want to ride a Buell... We might be able to arrange something...

I can only get her to spin clockwise... Can't get her to change direction... I am pretty balanced between both halves of my brain... If you read through the left-brain description is like you are describing me to a T.

Words I live by.

I assume you are talking about length as in distance from the peg?

You've got to be kidding me... If I was 16 again, I'd come over there and hump that fucking thing... I wanted one of those SOOOOO BAD when I was in HS...

I've only ever rode dirt in one place... Grew up camping there... If you are up for a 3 hour drive and some of the best damn dirt riding anywhere, I'll be more than happy to send directions...

Prolly... I have no idea though...

I bet an old long bed S-10 could get the tailgate shut... I don't know much about the late 90's S-10's, but the early 90's ones were very durable... I wouldn't get the auto though, 2.5L, 5-speed... Body will prolly be all rusted out, but I'd use roll-on bedliner all over that mother and be done with it... See if you can find an old Syclone... Those things were badass... Of course a turbo'ed 4.3L kinda defeats the purpose of fuel efficient...

I was saying you might as well ban me...

Plus I just don't care enough...

Tailgate open on the standard size bed...

Dude... Don't buy a boat... Boats are a pain in the ass... Nothing is more of a pain in the ass than a boat IMHO... Buy some jet skiis... They are a pain in the ass too, but much more fun.

And 125's and 400's... CBR 125R is cash money... and I'm not sure if they still make it, but the GSXR 400 was pretty sweet too...

I need to get a dirt bike.

www.harborfreight.com Everything there is crazy cheap... not the highest quality, but if you aren't looking at using it on a daily basis for the next 10 years... you'll be alright with their stuff...

http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/mig-welding.htm

Buy a little MIG setup and get some scrap metal... Doing it is real easy... Doing it well just takes lots of practice (ie. skill).

The big 4 all have beginner type bikes... We just don't get 'em in the states because we are all such good riders from birth that we need the fastest possible machines to get into sportbikes...

From another board who happens to be having a similar thread going right now... acalliste is a knee draggin' grandma... and a GILF at that... She also speaks the truth.