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Dweezel

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  1. damn, little pricier than the Cowie @3700, but the damn thing actually LOOKS like a sport bike, pretty sharp little bastard too, might I add. Bit on the "Husky" side, claimed dry weight of 390lbs.
  2. you tie the two bikes together, then strap the out sides to the bed rails.
  3. wow. I really don't have any words to describe how sad that truly is.
  4. You get that Roto-tiller all painted pretty and put back together
  5. Just broke in some new tires I'm ready for a speedy run!
  6. yeah I'm simultaneously excited to go boarding again,and kinda bummed, since i won't be able to ride lol Of course this is ohio, ride one week in january, board the next
  7. Hey, I'll be in Columbus the 5th through the 7th, visiting some friends, and I'm gonna hit up LPSanders little benifit run that morning, anyone else going to this? you should, hell it won't hurt anything! http://www.ohio-riders.net/showthread.php?t=5697 I'll be down friday afternoon, gonna party with my friends that night probably at GasWerks downtown, but I was wondering whats going on saturday? everyone ride somewhere? I hear about taco bell alot and was hopin to maybe hang out with some of you guys one last time before winter since I may not be back down again before the snow flies Anyone Snowboard?
  8. wow, they took something as hideously ugly as the ZX-14, and made it, as unbelievable as it is, even uglier... Mad props to them, i don't think i could I could have accomplished that, I THOUGHT Cowie had about made the bike as perfectly ugly as it could get right off the show room floor, apparently I was wrong...
  9. not yet! lets baste him and Salmon and set him free in the woods
  10. well if it's a long bed it's not a stepside Dually maybe, but no way in hell it's a stepside unless it's a total custom jobbie.
  11. Never been a fan of the cowies, my main bitch is that the air intake looks like some huge cancer hole in the forehead. sorry but it looks as if there styling is getting worse with the years....
  12. agreed, IMHO one of the UGLIEST bikes ever produced, almost like they went to great lengths to make it as horrid looking as they could. Flat out, I hate it.
  13. oh and a red head too :drool:
  14. I guess when something has you beaten hands down what else you gonna do :rofl:
  15. Race with a Harley I raced a Harley today and after some really hard riding I managed to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really twisting sections of mountain road with no straight sections to speak of and where most of the bends have warning signs that say "MAX SPEED 50 KPH". I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone. I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and cornering. Three corners later, I was on his mudguard. Catching him was one thing; passing him would prove to be another. Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but when we came out he'd get on the throttle and out-power me. His horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me more determined than ever. My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before the road straightens out and he would pass me for good. But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see him in my rear-view mirror. Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more than horsepower and deep pockets, I had passed him. Though it was not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain and I had preserved the proud tradition of one of the best bits of Brit iron. I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedaled so hard in my life. And, some of the credit must go to Raleigh cycles, as well. They really make a great bicycle... (Unknown author)
  16. SCHOOL DAYS 1970 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1970 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1970 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1970 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin; Becomes a zombie; Tested for ADD; School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1970 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock. 2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Pedro fails high school English. 1970 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and goes to college. 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed. 1970 - Ants die. 2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list; not allowed to fly again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1970 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of psycho-therapy.
  17. If your still looking for one, i don't know if it's the same or not, but i've got a whole 03 engine sitting around, spit out a rod bearing. your more than welcome to it if it'll fit, all i want is the oil pan, mine's stripped and next time i change the oil i'm going to swap them.
  18. considering he didn't even know what year his bike is, and considering all the bling on everything in the pic, i'd say he was BS'n.
  19. I dunno, guys and 69 do NOTHING for me... now a coupla hot chicks, we may be onto something
  20. I'll bet my life if it was me or them. it'd be them. not that I'd ever shoot anyone in any other situation, but if i told some crack head with a weapon to stop more than once, you can believe that they'd at least spend the rest of there days sans knee caps.
  21. why the hell not, we set Lake Erie on fire a few decades ago!
  22. No, ohio has a concealed weapons law for the last few years, your allowed to carry loaded weapons on you if your properly permitted. and come on, 10 guys on sportbikes Vs. 3 Hardly guys? hell I'd have done it just to piss on there ego.
  23. you shoulda smudged his chrome and really made him upset lol Harley Davidson, the most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower
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