mr 2 and i wishiwascool are right, if you don't wanna play games and she does, not your kinda girl in the first place, too many fish to be worry about one
Anyone up for Fado's at Easton around 7 on saturday before heading down to main? I am going to stop there and try a strongbow sit on the patio and watch the girls walk buy
technically inclined please explain how a hydrastatic transmission works, i have ran a couple pieces of equipement with it, and soon i am going to be running a forwarder for my dad in the woods with one and just wanting to know a little more about it
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE
New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury - it's what's for dinner.
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy.
11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12: 00PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
sorry guys i thought this one was funny too graemlins/finger.gif
got this off another board, laughed the whole time i read it
Schedule of the 2004 Democratic National Convention In Boston
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally #1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally #2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues.
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop
8:45pm - Al Gore- Secrets of the Internet seminar
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:15 pm - Bill Clinton workshop - Importance of Good Dry Cleaning
9:30pm - Intermission
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony #2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Howard Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!"
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
12:30am - Ted Kennedy drives everyone home.