schmuckingham

I would go but its a far drive for me and my truck is broke. Not to mention my bike is GONE

As some of you know and many do not, Zombies take up 80% of my thought time during the day. I stock pile weapons, ammo, and starting soon food and colthes. I think about were to go and were not to go and how i would fortify myself and others. Now my question is, who else is like me? Who plans and thinks like i do? Do you have weapons and ammo up to the task? Also i would like to know others strategies and what they would do to survive the on slaught of undead. All of this depends on what type of zombie we get, i will break it down into 3 types and tips for engagment: Classic: these are the slow stupid brain eaters of old like Night of the Living Dead, you could slide on your ass faster than they could walk. Anything goes here, bats clubs or any blunt object will get the job done but beware their numbers. New Age: These are a bit faster than Classic style like 28 days later and 28 weeks later but they are smarter than classic but not by much, more brutal than smart. You can get away with CQB stuff but i wouldnt recommend it, hanguns/shotgun and a bit of distance would be key here Super Zombies: If this happens we are pretty much fucked. They are stronger than most normal humans, retain their IQ, and since they feel no pain and no need for breath they are faster than normal. I would suggest engaging this type from distances and elevated areas with a scoped high powered rifle prefereably chambered in 7.62/.308/30-06/5.56 NATO With this in mind what would you do and are you prepared?

pretty much just me

no moustache rides

Granted due to your lazy ass finally calling an electrician I wish i wasnt a ninja

JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN Were is RC51 John when you need him hahaha

Yea most of us are extremly easy to get along with.

Giant man meat in your arse love you

Granted, no this becomes a peace loving bi sexual community I wish i was not comtinuing this INSANITY

I'll be there in the truck, if anyone needs a place to stay or a garage in case of a catastrophe i have both available just up the road.

Yay another Nick, lets hope we like this one instead of the one we have Welcome

Granted, you know have all the time in the world stick in a steel box with one breathing hole I wish i was kicking the box redbarron was stuck in.

It also could be that something in the kill switch or starter relay system went south. If the previosly mentioned things dont work then its time to bring out the volt and ohm meter.

Granted but you dont get sharks you get mutated bass with bad tempers and lasers. I wish i was in a zombie filled city

Get something bigger than what you think you need

Buy me

Fingered Navel.... sounds like an Emo band

I brought a knife to a gun fight, thats right biotches

Did you skip hop and jump all while winking each eye one after the other with chopped onions in your shoes?