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  1. Help with a song...

    in Dumpster

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    There are some AC/DC dance remixes that I've heard, actually I think we had one in our wedding, that are cool, and I don't care for AC/DC.

    "Shook me all night" was the one that I heard. I can't find it right now, but I'll keep looking. It's not the techno version on youtube.

  8. Free jacket

    in LBTS GLWS

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    I say 47. Can I pick more than one number?

    And to all you cheapasses, This contest should be limited to anyone wh does not own a jacket. With that said, if I win I will donate it to someone that does not own one.

    I. P. do you have a jacket already? you were first to offer to buy it.

  10. Good movies

    in Dumpster

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    I'm looking to upgrade my movie collection. I know there is a thread about unheard of films, but make this on about movies that were just all-around good movies. Popular or not doesn't matter.

    "A Boy and his Dog" starring Don Johnson from early 80's was an old favorite. Green Street Hooligans is a newer favorite.

    Thanks in advance.

  12. Thoughts on Arizona immigration law?

    in Daily Ride

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    If I am stopped at any given time I am required by law to show my "papers". I am 34 yr old white male, and have been asked many times for my "papers". Everyone on this board that have been in contact with police have been asked for their "papers".

    The "papers" I speak of is my State issued I.D., why is it so bad to ask one to carry identification? I don't see (forsee) the authorities just going around like Nazi's asking for it.

    Be legal or get legal.

  15. taught the girlfriend to ride today.

    in Daily Ride

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    Congrats man! I've tried, unsuccessfully, to try to get my best friend, girlfriend, and Mom into riding, but, all of them chicken out at the thought of the initial investment although of course they ALL want to learn HOW TO RIDE, but, wanna use my bike to do it....

    I say hell no.

    But, congrats to you for getting her on 2 wheels! Props man!

    This is not all one person is it?:eek:

  17. considering my next move....

    in Daily Ride

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    Don't do it Moose! I say keep the tuna or get something a little more sporty (not in the Harley sense). The SV would be great.

    I have been on a few Katanas, and they are ok bikes, but I woudn't want to judge sportbikes from those rides. Get sumpin that handles good.

  19. Funny happens!

    in Dumpster

    Posted

    I got this in an email from a friend. It may be a repost, but funny none the less.

    WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
    Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
    in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women
    –
    she
    loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
    the local Target.

    Dear Mrs. Naragon,

    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
    store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
    of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel,
    are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
    people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
    intervals.

    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
    women's restroom.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
    'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
    to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
    that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
    time and costing the company money.

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
    layaway.

    6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
    shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
    the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
    screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
    mirror while he picked his nose.

    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
    the clerk where the antidepressants were.

    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
    ' Mission Impossible' theme.

    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
    by using different sizes of funnels.

    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
    yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

    14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
    assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

    And last, but not least:

    15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
    then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
    the clerks passed out.

    If you don't send this to 12 of your dearest friends, your property taxes will go up, your stocks will go down, and your middle will spread. How's that for a curse? What?

    If it's already come true? Then send it anyway--you've got nothin' to lose!

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