Sully

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,

his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,

I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

Did that sign in the trunk say pussy magnet?

 

You know what, I think it did!! I wonder if anyone else saw that...

what what what what what what....lulz!!

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that dude kinda looks like Hoblick? HAHA!! just without the tatts.

Nothing. She thinks it's a BS holiday and said she'll be mad at me if I get her something.

 

We met 1 yr ago on the 13th. We went to Buckeye Hall of Fame Cafe for our first date and I brought her 1 rose. We ate dinner, played some games, then went to some bar by her apartment where we played pool and darts.

 

This Saturday, I am thinking about doing the same exact thing, but bringing her 2 roses this time, since we'll be starting our 2nd year together.

 

Cheesy, I know, but I think she'll dig that more than anything, plus I'm sure I'll get some awesome sex because of it.

Here's a fun little game you can try to pass the time....

 

Take 2 vic's and 2 shots of whiskey. See if you can rub one out before you fall asleep.

Definitely sounds like clogged cats to me. Had the same issue with my last truck. When I gave it gas, it would fall flat on it's face. Cats were clogged.

I'm sure he gets tons of emails daily from people stating they would like to challenge him. I need to do something that stands out, youtube it, and get his attention.

he should make a guest appearance on man vs food and take on the host in a challenge

 

This is my goal in life. We need to make this happen.

 

I almost met him a couple weeks ago when he was here at the AAA Great Vacations Expo thing at Vet's Memorial. I was 5 feet away from him to get his autograph and talk to him, but his time was up and had to leave.

In. We need to find out where this pizza taco is located. I'd make it gone in less than an hour.

I held F11 down for a while, but the buildings are still standing.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/car_model_face_zoom0.jpg

Might want to check this out. Could be an awesome deal.

 

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76559

At first I thought that said best places to get head. LoL!

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/162399-1/LatexNurse.jpg

 

 

NWS!!

 

 

http://www.evercrest.com/images2/ext/tongue.gif

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa47/jonson_bucket/wetwilly.jpg

Thanks everyone for all of the suggestions. I really appreciate it.

OK. Thanks guys. I was afraid that it might be the start of something really bad to follow. Guess I'll just keep an eye on it and clean off the cap and filler neck on a regular basis. I'm not sure if it would really hurt anything, but I'd rather not have that gunk fall down in the oil.

It's my daily. Most of my driving is to work and back home. It's 20 minutes each way. On the weekends, I'll make a few trips to Home Depot which is 2 minutes away, but most of my driving is over 15 minutes.

I'm trying to help a friend who lives out of state find a banquet hall that caters. She is throwing a surprise bday party for her mom. The big 5-0.

 

She would like for it to be relatively close to the west side of columbus. Italian food. Hold between 50 and 100 people.

 

She doesn't want to use the back room of a restaurant. I don't have any more details than that so far.

 

Any suggestions?

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After reading the comments, I'm not sure I want to watch this. I have a pretty big fear of spiders.

I changed the oil in my truck yesterday. Took the 710 cap off and noticed this:

 

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=259&pictureid=3496

 

 

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=259&pictureid=3497

 

 

The oil that drained out was black. I took it over to Advanced Auto to dump the oil so that I could see it as I poured it in the container. The entire 7 quarts was black. No hint of yellow colors or sludge.

 

I wiped the 710 cap and fill neck off. What caused this? Is this something to be concerned about?

damn it man!! I would have gone since I live right around the corner. I get off work at 8 and I'm not on the puter after that. I'll text you later today so you'll have my # for next time.