Well good for you. You made the phone do that, its not what the phone does. Even with what you described its only a half assed attempt at what android can do out of the box. Show me the USB port on your phone. All I see on the bottom of iphones is apples goofy ass connector. When you plug an iphone into a computer, it does not recognize it as a USB device, and you can not just drag and drop files onto the SD. I dont have to remove it to do that, but I sure as hell can if I wanted to.
I looked up widgets for iphone, and it does not look anything like the widgets you would see for android. EDIT: The Lockscreen widgets are similiar, but still no desktop.
You claim to be an advanced user, and like you said most people are tards and will not be able to do what you did to make the iphone more android like. Most people will leave the devices as they are out of the box, some might do some light "hacking" but nothing too crazy.
I would love to sit your mad haxx0r iphone next to my nexus or even my G1 and compare the 2. I'm sure I will see things that I didnt think was possible on the iphone, but you will see it doesnt come close to android.