Anyone see the newest Vince infomercial? Cracks me up. Its for the "Slap Chop"
It contains such great quotes like "Youre going to love my nuts!", "stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life", "onions making you cry, making me cry, life's hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry anymore", "You're gonna be in a great mood all day cause you're gonna be slappin your troubles away" and "Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini..."
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=49977
"If you call within the next 20 minutes - because you know we can't keep this up all day"