cbrjess0815

Anything possible... I think it'll happen eventually.. this site keeps growing

NOOOO!! not at all! I'd never waste my valuable time at work in such a wasteful manner as surfing the interwebs all day...

Welcome! I'm way south but this site is awesome.. The firebolt is TITS in white!!!

nice!

I want to go but this is super far!

haha yea im jessica LOL Good movie.. go see it!

Welcome!

Yea it's gonna be super shitty down here too

I will donate for sure.. I have a few buddies over there so I think this is brilliant!

LOL, not cool!

WOW! Thats crazy!

+1

im just giving ya shit lol:D

oh crap... perhaps I should get with Tina to discuss the possibility of us just driving separate to track days in a normal vehicle.. LOL

History channel hell, that was in se7en with yummy brad pitt!!!!

Are you serious?? Gosh I cant see shit! I <3 Marydeth too LOL:D

I <3 Regina... She's awesome!

This may have been wrote a long time ago or by someone way behind the times... Not the greatest speller either

Found this on myspace and thought of you guys... You know you're an internet junkie when: Tech support calls YOU for support Someone at works tells you a joke n your reply is 'LOL' You call your friends by their screen name instead of their real names You beg your friends to get an account so u can leave them a comment You get a second phone line so you can order pizza You start ordering pizza online cuz they now provide it You go to the hospital and some how find away to type your 'AWAY' on your profile You have a sticker w/your screen name on your car You know the latest youtube video BEFOR it makes the 10 o'clock news You've posted several videos on youtube expressing your opinion cuz you think YOUR right You want to become famouse thru youtube and post lame videos You no longer type w/proper words, sentences, punctuation, capitals, or paragraphs You have met over 100 ppl from your profile You turn down the lights and close your blindfolds so ppl can't see your online again Your favorite sites consist of: myspace, youtube, n porn You know more porn sites then the average guy You jack off more to porn sites then you actually get laid in real life You tell ppl your phone was broken when you were really online Someone is using a similar screen name as you n your making a big deal about it You tell ppl your blood shot eyes are the result of drinking n not because you were online all night You've been indoors so much that you turned pale but you were born black You change your screen name so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are Your kids tell your "mom/dad, please come cook for us. We're hungry" You write ppl comments WHILE talking to them on the phone You won't take a job if it doesn't provide internet access Your online so much that your dog leaves you You don't know what day or year it is You leave comments like: "hey wanted 2say hi.. K ttyl" You smile sideways You sign on and immediately get 20 messages and comments You have breakfast, lunch and dinner infront of your computer Your idea of sex is done by a simple click of the mouse You develop withdraws if your away from you computer for more then a few hours You have more friends online then you do in real life First thing you do when you wake up is to check to see if you have any messages or comments Your computer default web page is Myspace You wake up at 3am to pee but check your profile instead You type faster then you actually did in school Your shrink tells you that you have an addictive problem. Then you get HIM hooked and then all your meetings are held online, in a private chat room You want to be buried w/you laptop You know your addicted and your ok with it Your dreams consist of comments and ppls profiles You get pissed if ppl tell you your a 'newbie' There 20 different chat rooms and your bored You don't wanna log off because you don't wanna miss anything You double click your remote You get the bright idea of starting a 12-step program for myspace junkies You check your email a lot more then your real mail You spend 30min saying bye and leaving comments to everybody Even if your not online, your finger double clicks on its own You read a comment and you laugh out loud, alone, in your bedroom, at 3 in the morning You ask yourself "I wonder if I got any comments" You log on thru your phone now cuz it provides internet access You get all cleaned up so ppl can see you thru a webcam You freak out if there's no internet you have more then 20 pictures of yourself on your picture profile You won't go to a concert cuz it wasn't mention on Myspace You had the same song for over 6 months on your profile Its easier to make friends thru myspace then real life You curse ppl out online but can't in real life Just cuz your cool online doesn't mean your more populare in the real world Your younger brother/sister slept with more ppl then you Your trash can is full of rockstars and redbull cans You thing by deleting ppl off your page is really gonna stop them from kicking your ass when they see you You think by saying "click" or "delete" it somehow makes you funny you post pictures of your body and wonder how they got onto a porn site You shop online instead of going to the mall You wish you could skip thru life like you skip thru videos In the cyber world, your GOD!!!! Incase you do or have these symptoms, then yea, your a myspace/internet junkie. So turn the computer off, go out, meet ACTUALL ppl, get laid, n live life you freaken chumps

LOL

My computer had an error trying to load it too.... lol

LOL!

gee thanks...