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WTF how can u fail at a bachelor party..... I own handcuffs if he needs restrained to be drug to said party..

 

I miss Luap I'll race anything

Paul decides he wants to have this super awesome bachelor party and open invites everyone on cr. Phil then takes it upon himself to get 2 midget strippers and a donkey for the after party. Phil then invites everyone he knows including jesus, jesus confirms he is coming. Paul finds out about super awesome party via text, email, facebook, morse code, smoke signals and any other way phil came up with to let everyone know about this 3 times a day.

 

Phil then decides to purchase alcohol being that he is such an awesome friend and wants to give paul the time of his life. Paul then declines sending phil into a drunken state where he rides the donkey around while shooting the strippers in his boxers, cowboy hat on and bottle of PBR in hand.

 

 

 

 

Cliffs for the cliffs:

Paul is a whiny bitch

Phil is a good friend

The donky lives

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus shows up late

Rapture begins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're all fucked.

I dub you king of posts. come on out Saturday. crown has tall bar stools so u can be up with the rest of us ill be you a apple juice or something.

 

I miss Luap I'll race anything

Don't worry this guys still here.

Don't get me wrong I appreciate the effort but I told u fools from the get go this ain't happening. I forewarned u but nooooo no one ever listens to this guy...

I'll put $20 on being divorced in a year.

Wow thanks :jerkit:

After sifting through your seizure of a post, you are welcome.... You're still coming over to drink this liqueur with me sat nite bish.

 

 

Scott, crown starts at 830, the party tour will be heading over here around 11:15... You are coming with the party tour, even if only for a

Little while. Drunk Cordell is a funny cordell

I'm just going to get this out now... I won't be leaving crown might as well get that into your mind so your not pissed off come Saturday.

AKA her friends

one night is with anothher couple yes the other night is with my best friend of 20 years

always lold when dudes drop everything and everyone from their life just because some random vagina showed them the slightest attention. Such sad little puss whipped beta men. OMG THIS GIRL LET ME TOUCH HER TITTY. IMMA DEDICATE MY WHOLE LIFE TO HER!!!!! :dumb: and before ppl come at me I'm married and have twin boys arriving at the end of this month and I still have fun with my bros at least once a week. Nothing has changed social wise whenever i was dating and ever since i'm married now although i'm sure the twins will slow that down for awhile :fa: I'll just have more get togethers at the house. Thats what the pimped out recroom and back deck is for :fuckyeah:

please phils exaggerating i sold ONE TOY JUST ONE.. bought a nice daily still have the biek and jet skis ...bunch of haters these days.

crs butthurt cause id ont come out and play with them much anymore. Doesnt mean i dont go out with other people :dumb: i stil go out twice a week when im not working 6 million hours. booyah

lihp i appreciate the effort my short friend good buddy.

I'll be back in columbus in time for this. In to see Paul bust a nut over a lousy midget stripper.

:gabe: yeaaa strippers not gonna happen. sorry to bust your bubble boss man

aww how cute a couple of preety little four strokes wanna race.

newbs, no two stroke no care get summ

would smash that

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Trade for a Yamaha xl1200 3 seater ? new starter, stator and battery only issue seat cover has few tares

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I will admit though, i joined some friends at crown a couple weeks ago, first time at that bar...that little blonde bartender is smoking hot. Stupid as fuck, but i guess that goes hand in hand. she asked my buddy for his id and he just joked something like "really, im older than you" and she goes "you're only 25...im 24!" And we all looked at each other like "is she for real?"

:dumb:

:gabe:

I will admit though, i joined some friends at crown a couple weeks ago, first time at that bar...that little blonde bartender is smoking hot. Stupid as fuck, but i guess that goes hand in hand. she asked my buddy for his id and he just joked something like "really, im older than you" and she goes "you're only 25...im 24!" And we all looked at each other like "is she for real?"

Yea brittany. Not the brightest but nice to look at.

Man you got old, you aren't even gonna go to a good bar let alone have strippers? 8:30 in Reynoldsburg? What the south end was booked? Come on man you can do better.... Better yet your Best man can

I'm not a big partier and I've been goingto crown for years so I prefer small less busy bars.

This was all my doing I would much rather have a laid back good time then some dirty stripper pass. Be a waste of money

Well the time has come i am getting married so this saturday i am having my bachelor party...if i know you come on out and have a beer and crack jokes on my soon to be castration

CROWN sports pub.

6493 east main street, reynoldsburg

saturday 830pm. lets doooo thisss

New sig material. :gabe:

Bill your not the only one I love the taste of some vegies but I can't eat them I can lick them but its the consistency like onions are the worst. Instant barfff ahh. But vegies I can like naw on and I know ill get shit for this but I can slob on a pickle all day but can't chew it HlolH

The odd thing is I like the odd vegies like brokli artichoke and spinage.

Bill your not the only one I love the taste of some vegies but I can't eat them I can lick them but its the consistency like onions are the worst. Instant barfff ahh. But vegies I can like naw on and I know ill get shit for this but I can slob on a pickle all day but can't chew it HlolH

The odd thing is I like the odd vegies like brokli artichoke and spinage.