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  1. Cool cop. I like those normal dudes, congrats. I blew the stop sign by my house the other day. Y road, Barely slowed down to look, saw the sheriff going in my direction, He wasn't in danger of me hitting him and kept going (rural road). He pulled me over, walked up and was laughing and said, "You know, if you're going to blow a stop sign, don't do it directly in front of a cop". We left. good dude.
  2. Socialist opinions? Look, I always vote the republican ticket. I can't get into a back and forth convo about this because I barely follow politics, know very little about them and am ignorant. Just post it for fun then learn from it also. The way I see it, the fed handles some taxes, writes checks for medicare, social security, farmers, students, the unemployed and its primary #1 responsibilty is national security, to keep us safe from outside threats. And I figure no president is able to wave a magic wand and make businesses start popping up and save the economy, people need to figure out how to work or start a business on their own and stop being lazy bags of crap.
  3. Gump

    Fence test

    Crawling under my bridge now...
  4. I don't take any of my posts literally. I just like to watch and see who it pisses off and the fact extraction. My votes for Romney only because I dislike Obama's opinions and Paul is a wasted vote for Obama.
  5. I had a rash once, and doc injected me with adrenaline 3 times in a few minutes....friggin RUSH!
  6. Gump

    Fence test

    It's accurate
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    3 jobs

    huh? I can see it? ahhh must be the paste linking back, i'm too lazy to photobucket tonight. use your imagination and fill in the persons picture for blow jobs and then no jobs Steve Jobs Blow Jobs No Jobs
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    scary obituary

    Love reading these get torn apart to the bare facts.....
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    3 jobs

    Three legendary People that will be long remembered for what they did... Every man wants to leave a legacy- Something he will be remembered for. These three certainly left their mark.
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    Home sales tax

    When does your home become part of your health care? After 2012! Your vote counts big time in 2012, make sure you and all your friends and family know about this ! HOME SALES TAX I thought you might find this interesting, -- maybe even SICKENING! The National Association of Realtors is all over this and working to get it repealed, -- before it takes effect. But, I am very pleased we aren't the only ones who know about this ploy to steal billions from unsuspecting homeowners. How many realtors do you think will vote Democratic in 2012? Did you know that if you sell your house after 2012 you will pay a 3.8% sales tax on it? That's $3,800 on a $100,000 home, etc. When did this happen? It's in the health care bill, -- and it goes into effect in 2013. Why 2013? Could it be so that it doesn�t come to light until after the 2012 elections? So, this is �change you can believe in�? Under the new health care bill all real estate transactions will be subject to a 3.8% sales tax. If you sell a $400,000 home, there will be a $15,200 tax. This bill is set to screw the retiring generation, -- who often downsize their homes. Does this make your November, 2012 vote more important? Oh, you weren't aware that this was in the ObamaCare bill? Guess what; you aren't alone! There are more than a few members of Congress that weren't aware of it either.
  11. 12 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRATWhen your family or friends cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give them this list. Then they can then pick a reason from this "TOP 12"...1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
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    Fence test

    Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned or regulated for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down and out, he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. if a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that he/she be taken off the air. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. If a Democrat is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.> If a Republican needs health care, he shops for it, or finds a job that provides it. If a Democrat needs health care, he demands that the rest of us provide it. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can reflect on it. If a Democrat gets it, he will delete it because he's "offended".
  13. Sounds fun. Post up details when you get them including what to bring? I'll try to go. We need a firearms event calendar.
  14. Sounds fun. What's the class and when in September?
  15. That saturday thing was at some military base put on by ORPA or something not at greenport. All the acronyms are difficult. I tried to stop by Greenport tonight but there's a big security fence with a keypad. I guess they take security seriously.
  16. May have to do this sometime, I can shoot at my house, I was kinda looking for organized training/competition/ event type stuff. Do they have functions?
  17. Where is Zombieland and what do they do?
  18. I'll try and stop by tonight and see how it is
  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKmwLQ6wenI I lol when I heard this on tv.
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