Fonzie

Just got done watchin' Grandma's Boy for the first time. The party scene at granny's hizzy & the end when the Partridge Family mom & SpeedRacer were makin' out were pretty funny!! "SUCKS to be you nerd!"

No prob bud.....Take care & hit us up when you get back! Perrysburg....You're only about 25 minutes north of me

Welcome aboard. I'm about half hour north on I-75

Like I said when they invaded Georgia......Putin's still in charge over there. He's just pullin' the strings a'la Cheney style....."Power behind the throne" Never really understood the whole NORAD bit. Maybe back in the day, but isn't it kinda obsolete/redundant now with the technological/weaponry advances Aside from the whole 2 are stronger than 1 thing I guess

:honda:Welcome aboard! Couple invites comin' at 'cha........

EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008 - NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not deed a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy. Lunch Break: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. The Management Pass this on to all who are employed!

Agreed!!

I've heard a similar story for forever......Something about the fish market being depressed, and the church bailing it out. Boston perhaps???

Must...resist....temptation...of...gheying....up!!!!

Caspatan must have decided to wipe your slate clean, ehhh

VERY cool Pauly!! Think I'm gonna try that Smithwyck's Irish next. It was right below the GL Conway's Irish I just tried

Schmuck here just reminded me......I don't think this most recent tangent is any more prevalent than the whole "zombie" thing that infected every thread awhile back

I guess I'm reading your article wrong Justin, and don't see the contradiction. The Bishop said no "Get outta jail free card", the spokesman for the diocese is only going to the game later in the day, thereby not missing any afternoon observations, and the team spokesman who's catholic said he has no problem giving up the dogs for the day So where's your issue? Besides your admission of fishin'

Yeah.....It's morphin' into a cold now Koz. Time to start hittin' the sudafed Hope you feel better too!

LOST, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, 2 1/2 Men, & Fringe has been growin' on me, but they're goin' into freakin' re-runs again after like 2 new episodes Gettin' back into ER since they're bringin' Noah Wyle & some of the originals back this final season

You mean that 8 inches Sam mentioned last night?!? This thread has me in tears I'm laughin' so hard!! But alas.....Teacher called a few of us into the office last night & spanked the "ghey" right out of us Dear Lord.....For Lent I'm gonna give up my inner homo on the main board. I'll try very hard to stuff him back into the closet of Edumacated Fuckstix area only Otherwise.....I will try to be "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy" Sooooo......osuMJ.....You're in another one of these threads, ehhh....Even though it was clearly titled?!?

Welcome aboard First Time Caller! Long time listener???

The dry comedic genius really? I guess i spelled hay wrong too. my bad i meant hey bail. No hay was right. You just can't buy this kind of witty repartee

...and how many times are you going to use the same material?? Since you want to try and be dick... McLovin 1 - nochknstrps 0 ...simple math...mine is in the garage. You 2 are killin' me here!! That's one broke bitch!!!

DUDE.....Clowny, Clown Clown was classsssic!! Plus the old naked running guy! C'MON dude....What's not to love?!? He's old....he's nakid.....and he's runnin' proud! Anyways......My kids pointed out to me the other night, that March ALSO has a Friday the 13th....So you know what that means kids!!!! 'Nother DTC Holiday BAYBEEE!!! I can't ever remember there being 2 in a row like this before

Thanx everybody. Fat Tuesday helped me make sure I wasn't gonna float away anytime soon

10 minutes later & I'm still laughin'! That pic is just SO wrong on so many levels!!!

Elliot, you fugger.....I almost spit toothpaste all over my monitor!!

Ohhh Pleeease......After some o' them kinknasty stories you told us over appetizers in Kentucky......And you wanna play all buttoned up Nancy NOW?!? You must be worried the missus' is readin' again