Fonzie

A'ight......I waited 24 hours for any objections. No one has come forward with any, so I'm gonna send him the invite now

BTW.....Welcome aboard Reim

You must'a had an expensive doctor Bry.....He even labeled your legs for you

Cool! Gonna play with it right now ......The software, I mean

It was leather though

Livin' dangerously I see, ehhh Mike

Do you have a source for him sayin' that Jeremi......Or is that just you paraphrasing? It amuses me to know how many times I've had to endure hearing someone's "latest" catholic priest joke they can't wait to tell me(that I've already heard 100 times ) & I politely laugh or even joke back, but by God, make any derogatory comment about Islam & it's followers....And everyone comes out of the woodwork to defend them from bein' "bullied" or "generalized" or "Stereotyped" Hell....There's even that new movie "Doubt" with Meryl Streep & Philip Seymour Hoffman on this very subject, which was getting Oscar mentions. Bet that wouldn't be the case if someone made a movie about Islamic beheading......There'd just be protestors I guess none of you know any Catholics then, or have any Catholic friends.....Or you're saying you stick up for them in this same way also whenever someone cracks a joke about their faith, or "bullies", "stereotypes" or "generalizes" them??? That's good to know....I hope one of you guys are around next time someone decides to tell me their "latest" joke

Lightweigts. Come work on the railroad and then we'll talk That's standard operating procedure on the railroad if you're on call. I spent 2 1/2 years livin' on call like that. They work you 15-20 hours sometimes by the time you get off the engines when the cab finally shows up, and you get back to your home terminal. If you're lucky, you can squeeze a catnap in while waiting, or in the cab. That's one thing the railroad taught me......How to sleep anywhere....anytime Then you go home, sleep for about 6 hours, provided you don't try to stay up & do something around the house or actually see your kids, and they call you right back in to do it all over again......day after day, week after week. Wears you down in pretty short order. A month on the railroad flies by in what seems like a week There were several times though, where I worked 15-20 hours, came home for a quick catnap, or just got right on the bike, & we went riding. I can tell you though.....Experience has taught me that's not a good thing for me to do. Had my accident on one of those days, when I had worked 19 hours the night before, then came home & decided to ride to Toledo to take my mom to lunch for Mother's Day. Her comin' to pick me up with cops, fire & EMT all around me, while my old Yami was layin' across the street at the foot of a Virgin Mary statue is a gift I'm sure she'll never forget Worked one night, got off, took a catnap on the bench in the crewroom 'til Sam got there, then we took off to ride/escort the traveling Vietnam Memorial Wall that afternoon. Took another catnap on the parking lot next to our bikes, until we were actually ready to start escorting it Then there was my first time offroading on the 'Bird after I'd had her a couple months. Had been up all night before workin'. Stayed up cause we were comin' down to QSL that night, and didn't wanna waste my day takin' a nap Was bein' a dumba$$, showin' off my new bike to one of the guys with us, flew into a curve about 85mph, couldn't hold my line, panicked, hit the brakes 'til I got on the gravel, then released and came up on the pegs, leaning over the front end & tried to ride my bull for 8 seconds while in a drainage ditch slaloming those stupid gasline marker poles. Good times.....Good times!! Soooooo......Long story short......I don't like to ride tired anymore. Baaaad things happen Between the railroad & college, I think I've done 36 hours several times Yeah....My stomach starts gettin' upset & I get a bit jittery around the 25-30 mark

I thought you told me you liked sloppy kisses???

No kiddin'.......Club business first bro!! One of these days I gotta pick up a copy of Chop & learn how to use it

That cums after you drink my Jim Jones kool-aid

Humpday Humor............. Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman last week....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQ4x7rgS6I Marty McFly--July 28th, 1987 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA And the followup several years later.....Clowny Clown Clown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFePPdrRQdE This old guy's HILARIOUS!!! Watch him "running" up the hill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdnX50ClrTw

Also the idea of lunch at Tony's I-75 in MI, then heading up & around the thumb for the ride home

'Nother idea Sam & I talked about was takin' 33 outta Columbus & headin' for West Virginia. MapQuest took me that way to Myrtle Beach years ago (don't ask ), & I remember it was real twisty Plussss......It'd be a new state for the Circus to violate You think they'd be afraid of us out-"Deliverancing" them?!? Wheeeeee....Whheeeeeeeee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM

Where did we say it was OK Justin??? And please......Show me one of these Christian wars fought in God's name......In the last what.....4-500 years, let's say??? The Crusades were over 700+ years ago....Me thinks someone's just itchin' for a debate tonight I'll grant you the priestly molestation......As if I didn't see that one coming from a mile away....But I'll also take a couple things in return: 1) ALL catholics have had to endure the ridicule & shame for YEARS now, because of what a couple dumb ass priests did. Why should muslims as a whole, be entitled to or expect any better treatment? 2) Molestation is an entirely different animal than brutally beheading somebody. 2 totally different levels of heinousness there! 3) Beheading is a typical punishment in mid eastern countries. King Hammurabi shit.....Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Standard operating procedure over there. You steal something.....Get your hand cut off. Rape someone.....Get your johnny cut off. Americanized wife wants divorce from peaceful islamic husband TV host'cause she's tired of walking 10 feet behind him and wants to "be an american woman now", embarrassing him greatly & threatening his masculinity & stature amongst his male islamic peers.......Get her head cut off

Still got the tags on the new suit, I see Jarv

It'd be kinda like Buddha, Gandhi, or Mother Teresa goin' ape shit & cuttin' someone's head off

Huhhh? Everyone's had at least helmet, jacket, & I think most... gloves Few with pants & boots

VERY impressive stuff!! Rep to you Twelve.....I think we need to change your screen name to MacGyver! Hey....My laptop needs a new battery. You think you can whip one up for me from your spare parts bin???

Quantum of Solace had something in it like this, as well

That was a BIG $$maker for them! Surprised they're giving it up to go standard

On that note.....Squids need not apply. We're NOT dysfunctional in that regard. We all wheelie now & then, and/or sometimes get into a curve too hot. We wouldn't be riding these kinds of bikes if we didn't like to hit it once in awhile. What we don't need or want, is anyone who's gonna stunt in the group/ride over their head trying to show off.....Thereby endangering the safety of the pack &/or drawing unwanted & unnecessary LEO attention to all of us. If you can't understand the difference between the two....Then we're probably not the group for you Like I always say when we're planning a ride......As long as everyone has fun, & returns in the same shape they left.......I call it a good day

We're kind of a low key/funloving/goofball group....Probably not everyone's cup of tea. As you can tell from our name, we're proud of being a bit different....a'la Dysfunctional. Sense of humor, and sense of adventure I'd say are our two cornerstones. If you can't take a joke, or are scared of/not in touch with your "inner homo" ....We're probably not the group for you. We ride hard sometimes, but we seem to enjoy the destination type rides the best.....Pick someplace we wanna check out/place we wanna eat, and then find some nice twisties or scenic roads to get us there. The ride is just part of the days journey/adventure/camaraderie. Having a track day on public roads isn't usually my/our sole purpose for saddlin' up.

**Note to those thinking of prospecting the DTC** (I had to break it into 3 posts, as you're only allowed 1,000 characters per)...... I was just asked why I have prospects meat up with us first, before they're allowed to "join" the DTC, rather than vice versa......Letting them join online before we actually meat/ride with them. This was the response I gave, and thought it would be useful to post in here as well; Especially the squid part I just added for this post....... Reason we do it this way, instead of joining first.....I want to limit the group to those who actually want to/already have put forth the effort to come hang out with us on our rides &/or events. Helps weed out the posers this way, otherwise it'd just turn into a smaller version of the main board, where some people just lurk or post, but never cum out & meat up. You gotta prove you'll fit in & wanna hang out with us, by walkin' the Circus walk, before you can talk the Circus talk