Hah we were just talking about this at work last night. The first thing I would buy is a bus to drive through the restaurant that I work at. Then, about 30 mil into low risk bonds and treasury notes. Then I'd pay off family debt, buy a few houses for my relatives, some oceanfront property for myself, some new toys, etc. And then I'd have a motor coach custom built and I'd follow College Gameday in it. Edit: hookers and blow also. Can't believe I forgot that.