DangBruhY

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Welcome to the site.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES!

Unfortunately I've only met 2 people from here. Hopefully that will change when my hand heals up.

So no one laughed their ass off?

HAHAHAHAHA The ortho Dr didn't set me up with any PT sessions. I even asked him and he acted like I didn't need it. I do have a lot of strength in my other fingers, but my hand is still swollen and aches at times. (Mostly when I'm trying to stretch it)

Say there are 2 out of 1,000 things he said were true, but the guy can talk. That is why he talks so fast. He throws a few facts out and mumbles the rest so fast. Let me give you an example... 10 of us go for a bike ride. One of the guys has his girl on the back. We stop at a gas station to fill up and grab a quick drink. We all walk in to pay for gas and whatnot... As soon as we do, there is a guy in there that asks the girl for money. She says no and he shoots her between the eyes and grabs her wallet and hauls ass out of there. None of us can catch him and he gets away... The cops arrive and asks what happens... The husband is freaking out and is trying to tell the cops what happened, so they can catch the guy. The 8 other people said, "FUCK THAT! I was told not to talk to cops until I talk with my lawyer." None of us can afford a lawyer, so pretty much we will never talk to them. The husband is pissed at us because of this, but everyone refuses. They never find the guy because of lack of cooperation between the witnesses. GOOD IDEA! /sarcasm

How long ago did you get back? Glad to have you back in the states safe.

So this crap is going to take 2 months to heal up? You've GOT to be kidding me? I can't wait that long. I was thinking maybe a week before I would be able to ride my bike...

When I broke my hand, I could move my fingers. I wasn't in SERIOUS pain (Although I have a high tolerance for pain) and wasn't going to go to the hospital. The only reason I went was because I saw that huge knot on my hand. Turned out to be a compound fracture. You should diffidently get it checked. I'm glad you are ok. It could have been a lot worse. Sounds like you scared the shit out of your dad... I would have had a heart attack my son did something like that in front of me. I wrecked on a 3 wheeler and I know how it feels to have something heavy like that come down on you. Get x-ray and get better.

Did you think I was talking about my bike? My cast is finally off. I'm now trying to get strength back in my hand. As soon as I do, I'll be back on the iron horse riding my ass off. If you've ever broken your hand, you would know that you lose serious strength in your hand, while it's in the cast. I can grip the throttle... I just can't hold on. I can't wait to ride again. I'll be contacting everyone when I'm ready.

I've seen something similar to this in another article.

That's crazy, because all the cops I know around the Dayton area are really cool with motorcyclist. Many of them have said that they don't even bother messing with bikes.

I keep seeing the commercials.. I don't know anything about it.

Welcome to the site.

Welcome to last year.

Love it

One more week and this cast comes off.... woohoo

Welcome to the site.

+1 A couple of them, I would have liked to figure out WTF it was, but the video was going too fast.

I don't know what to think of this.... A guy posting up something "cute"?

Drama with the baby momma?

They see you rollin... They hatin...

Looks good. I love those 5 inch chicken strips.