DangBruhY

+1

So it was an Airborne delivery truck pulling it?

With all that money he has, he couldn't afford to get a red helmet?

nice pic

Seen some of them before, but they are still funny.

Anything under $500 doesn't need a licensed electrician. 2 "$500" jobs. I'm a journeyman electrician, but my hand is broke, so I can't do anything for a while.

That scenario sucks and I hope I never have to be in that situation. Isn't there a minimum speed limit for vehicles?

A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a l ittle proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she! asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life!"

I'm getting closer to being back on the bike... As soon as my hand heals up, I'll be going to KK to get a better time, then I'll be going to some bike night events.

Unsubscribe FTW!

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging toward him. He ran as fast as he could up the path, looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell to the ground and rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear, right on top of him reaching for him with his left paw and while raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and, even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," the voice said. The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped its right paw brought both paws together.... bowed its head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

Interesting.

Also, if this stuff is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO old, could it possibly be before he was born? I don't know what all this sit has, because I couldn't find anything on the site.

This thread does NOT deliver! It sounds like someone trying to force their belief down people's throat. As much as the non-Christians whine and complain about it, I'm surprised to see them doing the same thing.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartendar notices a wheel on the pirate's crotch. The bartendar says, 'Hey do you know you have a wheel on your crotch?' The pirate reponds, 'Argh, it's driving me nuts.' --------------------------------------------------- Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. ======================== Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. ======================= What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. ======================= What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. ======================= Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either. ======================= What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. ====================== Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. ====================== What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. ======================= What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" ======================= What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...

how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...anyone want to go for a bike ride??

When do the attack fighters arrive?

Sad story.

X 228279865

Nice pics man... Is it expensive to rent a cruiser and go on a long trip??

Congrats man... Glad you finally got it.

A while back, something fell out of a truck & hit me. It was small, but knocked the shit out of me. It was the size of a golf ball. I don't know what the hell it was.

Yes, I do... I want to make sure they see me.

I can't find the Ohio-Riders leather chain wallet.

Welcome to the site.