HellBender

You can hold your breath, but once your nose fills up you want to blow it out- your brain won't comprehend what is happening and you will do anything to get your head vertical.

I know when ever I pull up next to an Fugly chick on a bike I cannot wait to get out of there... So it may seem as if I want to race you but in reality I'm just trying to get away!!!!!!! lol

The glass is half full here... More idiots = more wrecks = more spare parts= cheaper parts!!!

blacccck birr yeea yeea

I've been sayin for years man... Chicks shouldn't be allowed to use computers...

sounds like they just pounded a handicap school

^ It sits out side too

this is stupid and will never work.

you talking about me again?

Eh. It was prescription medication.

i was thinking the same thing.

You were lucky! I've seen some guy fill his transmission with 5 quarts of motor oil. At least your mistake had an easy fix!!

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'** Brief Pause. **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** **A few minutes later** **The little girl comes back to the phone.** **'I did it, Daddy.'** **'And what happened, honey?' ** 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.** **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!'** **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'** &n bsp; **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** **And into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** **Last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'** *****Long Pause***** *****Longer Pause***** *****Even Longer Pause***** **Then Daddy says,** **'Swimming pool? ...........** **Is this 486-5731?'* **No, I think you have the wrong number.........

looks like a dolphin

holla

3,000 bucks. cash!

Close. 2007 Z06.

Yeah! Now all we have to do in our cars is slam on the brakes when they are on our ass and bye bye pork chop.

Ha they are way too busy being the worst dealership in Ohio.

the funny thing is they wouldn't keep doing it unless people actually have fallen for it.

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/777410573.html If you send cash its half off!!!!

thought you needed the "monies" ??

Columbus Ohio is not the place for corner carving... Our roads blow. I wish we had some nice twisties close by.

pm me the time and place sometime and I'll meet up with you guys