cheech wants my kat, jagr wants my pbr, dgtlgrl wants my fiddy, mj wants my cheap booze, I haven't figured out why everyone else likes me yet... but yota just wants my body...
so you gheys would rather blow a ton of cash to get drunk, just to make out with random babes.... as opposed to spending 12 bucks to get obliterated with me?? this doesn't compute!! I know I'm not that cute and all, but damn!!
too bad I don't have cashola... I'd buy one just to say "hey look at my enormous ass on this hot bike" ..... kinda like a douchebag dude with the hottest chick in the place...