ross

(574): some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous (1-574): class (574): he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

i scouted out 79 today and only found 1 small patch of gravel. the ride from the pony to newark will be boring as fuck but it gets fun as soon as we get on 79 in newark.

that was pretty cool hopefully dancing to a chris brown song before the wedding isn't a bad sign for their marriage

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now. (1-813): You motherfucker (813): She's next.

(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

(571): So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.

(508): Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen. (781): I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night. (508): Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.

lego music videos are the shit. here's one from jamie kennedy

:lol: that dude can't be fucking serious. edit: and by that dude i mean the craigslist poster, not "that dude"

double u, tea, eff?

what helmet brands do they carry?

you might know a friend of me and ron's who got arrested a couple months ago for riding a bicycle naked.

i just got my new card a couple days ago and haven't signed it yet (pondering) hmm...

we can do that saturday if you want. i'm guessing you're at work right now

i'm probably riding home tomorrow to change my tire and oil. maybe we'll go out and scout the roads before sunday

hi

well then yes...you do owe someone a beer:cheers:

i know there are a few turns where they are building houses and there was dirt on the road but the last like 6 times i have went through there i haven't seen much gravel. i'll keep my eye out and hopefully it doesn't come up on me like it did on the backway to conesville past the ethanol plant. someone decided that overloading their truck with corn and spilling it was an excellent idea...and then not cleaning it up. halfway through a blind turn the road changed to yellow cause it was nothing but corn.

time to come here and party non stop. i has a couch you can sleeps on. no sheep actions though

ok i'm glad we got that all cleared up.