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I Am The Greatest Boyfriend Ever


MidgetTodd

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please tell me you recorded the conversations where people hung up on you. 

Also, why????  why penis shaped? lol

No I did not because I didn't think they would hang up, I thought surely I could not be the first to ask such a thing.

And if you have to ask why .... clearly you don't know me as we'll as I thought :lol:

She's going balls deep and getting the icing tonight ..... LITERALLY :lol:

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Oh shit. I can see the look on her face now. Hell its probably the same look Carrie had when you got in the shower

:lol: Carie liked it

You're supposed to be here in 11 mins you better hurry up all this liquor ain't going to drink its self

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It was a lady here in town. She makes cakes to order and doesn't ask questions like the big shops do. She didnt ask why or anything, hell she didnt even laugh. Just said how big, when and what color :lol:

Ill hook anyone up with here that needs an epic cake

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