Strictly Street Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) http://300sandwiches.com/introduction/ Introductionby 300 Sandwiches Posted on June 14, 2012“Make me a sandwich.” That’s what my boyfriend, E, asks without fail every morning. Not “babe, where are my keys?” Not, “honey, where are my socks?” And no, not even, “c’mon, just the tip?”Sandwiches. Doesn’t matter what kind. Two pieces of bread, some meat and cheese and he’s in heaven. E is a lovely cook. He can whip up breakfast, barbecue or a dinner party for 10 without much thought. I’m still working my way through ‘The Joy of Cooking’, but I can make a few meals at random. I am much better at cleaning–after E cooks. Things are fairly serious between E and I. We’ve been dating for more than a year, and recently, we moved in together to a lovely Brooklyn apartment. We talk about the future—-getting a dog, buying a country house, we’ve even talked about having a family without him breaking into a cold sweat and changing the subject. But I didn’t know when E would be ready for marriage. And like every woman in her mid-30s in a relationship, I wondered if we were going to go the distance. I realized what it would take to get him to commit after the first time I made him a turkey on whole wheat bread, with mustard, lettuce and swiss cheese. “Honey, this is the best sandwich ever!” he exclaimed in between bites so rapid in succession, the sandwich was gone in minutes. And then, he dropped a bomb me: “You’re, like, 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring.” That was it—a proposal hinged on me making him sandwiches. Sandwiches meant more to him than nice gifts, regular sex or any other incentive I could use to get him closer to putting a ring on it. I’m not sure how 300 became the magic number. Perhaps because it would take me about a year to make that many sandwiches, if I produced one Monday through Friday. That seemed like a long enough time in the future to seem far way. It also seemed like a lofty enough goal, out of easy reach, to set without complete confidence that I would accomplish it. And so, I got cooking. Sounds like a "keeper" to me! Now for the sammich porn! “You women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy,” he says. “We’re not complex. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.” Edited September 26, 2013 by Strictly Street 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawlins87 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Sammich skills 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolsdime92 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 beautifully crafted sammichs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron505 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 I like the top one... "deliver my sammich and the remote control, I said" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 That is a keeper!! some guys have all the luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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