Casper Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 http://www.reddit.com/r/BreakingDad/comments/24qut0/whiskey_bacon_fuck_yeah/ Well guys, thanks for all the help on my bacon question. Gave me the needed ammunition to convince the wife, and today the kiddo had bacon and steak and veggies and yams. And she liked it.In return, I offer you my favorite bacon recipe. I call it simply 'Whiskey Bacon Fuck Yeah' because this is the reaction it elicites. I'm gradually modifying it with the goal of being able to get drunk from eating bacon...until I get there, this is as close as you can get.You'll need:1 pound baconWhiskey, your choice. Bourbon is my preference here, it accents the bacon perfectly.Brown sugarCayenne or chili powderbaking sheetaluminum foilIf you have time, marinate the bacon in the whiskey. I usually end up making this last minute because that's how life is. It's good regardless.Pour yourself about 1/2 cup of whiskey. Drink it. Pour yourself another one. Cover a baking sheet in aluminum foil...what you're about to make is the equivalent of super glue and you want to be able to just throw the aluminum away and have a clean sheet.Take about a cup of brown sugar and put a good solid dash of pepper powder in there (I know...but trust me, that little hint of spice sets off the other flavors). Mix it up.Take a strip of bacon, run it through the whiskey. Dip it in the brown sugar, get that stuff all over. Lay it on the baking sheet. Repeat until the bacon is gone or you're too drunk to continue. Bake at 350 degrees until most of the liquid has evaporated and the bacon is just starting to get crispy (you can flip it if needed). Rejoice, for you have just created an edible orgasm.Sidenote: Some recommend cooking down the whiskey to remove the alcohol and enhance the flavor. What would Ron Swanson do? Well you can bet your sweet candied bacon ass that it wouldn't involve removing alcohol. So I don't do that. But there it is.tl;dr most vegetarians didn't read this post. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 This is 90% similar to the "best damn bacon in the land" stuff my brother in law introduced me to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I'm not a whiskey drinker but that sounds damn tasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vf1000ride Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 And then wrap that in a pancake and you are a god. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Oh man that is gonna be breakfast for deer camp next season LOL! Get some nice thick cut peppered bacon to use oh yeah!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdonn Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I'm making this for my work golf outing... It'll be a smash(ing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 We need to make it for Deals Gap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 We need to make it for Deer camp..I fixed it for ya LOL! My riding days are over for now sadly. Maybe when I get older and grayer. I think my bike might be sold finally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I fixed it for ya LOL! My riding days are over for now sadly. Maybe when I get older and grayer. I think my bike might be sold finally.Why are you done riding? I must have missed something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 No time, to many kids, work schedule, WIFE! Mostly the last one if it does not involve me and 5 other people she does not approve. Only done 700 miles the last two seasons. Life sucks sometimes, but I am looking into off road with my boys so it may just take a change in riding styles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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