imagineer Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Probably only the folks from the New England states will understand this, but I’ll share anyway. A few weekends ago, we hosted a high school graduation party for my daughter. For the first time in 23 years, my entire family traveled out from Massachusetts. Even though it’s been over 2 decades since I moved West, I continually take crap from my family members because I moved to BFE Ohio, have guns, ride motorcycles, vote conservative, etc… My parents arrived at my house right after I had rode home from work, just in time to see me getting off the bike. Expecting to get another lengthy scolding on how dangerous motorcycles are, or that I am being selfish and not thinking of my kids, or that I’m setting a bad example; my mother simply looked at the bike, and the helmet and jacket hung over the handle bars and said, “Well, ahm glad you weah geah.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaCinci Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 So now that you live in Ohio, do you get to call them Massholes when they give you a hard time? I'm from upstate NY originally and travel to Boston multiple times a year for work. My sister-in-law is from the Boston area and the last time I was up there I got her a shirt that has an image of a lobster on it and says "Keep cahm and pass the buttah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagineer Posted June 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Nah, I may have moved fah, fah away, but ahm still a fahkin Mass-hole retahd and a wicked smaht-ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 flatlanders. though I'd rather deal with massholes than people from connecticut, i think we can all agree they're the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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