Adam Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 got this off another board, laughed the whole time i read it Schedule of the 2004 Democratic National Convention In Boston 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:30pm - Anti-war rally #1. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally #2. (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues. 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop 8:45pm - Al Gore- Secrets of the Internet seminar 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony. 9:15 pm - Bill Clinton workshop - Importance of Good Dry Cleaning 9:30pm - Intermission 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony #2. 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:30pm - Cameo by Howard Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!" 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony. 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate. 12:30am - Ted Kennedy drives everyone home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 haha thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam Posted July 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury - it's what's for dinner. 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare. 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy. 11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again. 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12: 00PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord sorry guys i thought this one was funny too graemlins/finger.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 bahaha, nice. Alot of it is pretty fuckin stupid, but, some highlights: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. Al Gore- Secrets of the Internet seminar Ted Kennedy proposes a toast Bill Clinton workshop - Importance of Good Dry Cleaning Ted Kennedy proposes a toast Intermission Cameo by Howard Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!" Ted Kennedy drives everyone home. EPA Address #1: Mercury - it's what's for dinner John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children Presidential beer bong EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare (15 mins) Presidential beer bong Hillary Clinton Pinata Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord [/QB] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 Hahaha, thoes were both very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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