Guest Crankshaft Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 <font color ="midnightblue"> ....and I'm slightly dissapointed. Granted, it wasthe Foxhole in Newcastle, but still.... I always imagined the first time a girl burried my head in her bare chest, I'd be alot more excited, but this just left me with a slightly "empty" feeling. I guess I kind of felt sorry for the dancers, and was embarrased by the 50 year old men in tattered redneck clothes sitting there oggling the 18 and 19 year old girls. Sort of pathetic. (I think one girl was pregnant...kinda weirded me out) It was good entertainment, but not on a regular basis. I enjoyed goin with my friends, but can't imagine ever going alone. I think if it wasn't so dingy I'd probably have enjoyed it more, but yeah, it was still lacking somewhat from my glorious expectations of perfect bewbies and bodies. Imagination > real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 1. You are about to get torn apart and called gay 2. I don't like strip clubs either. Something about me going out and getting actual booty for free makes strip clubs not worth my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 I guess I kind of felt sorry for the dancers, Hence the bloodhound gang song "A lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying." Basically when you walk in the door of a strip club, they stick a hose on your wallet that sucks all the money out that they can. That is their only raison d'etre. Taking money out of your pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by The Silent God: I guess I kind of felt sorry for the dancersWhy? They make good money on busy nights and they don't see it as degrading themselves. it was still lacking somewhat from my glorious expectations of perfect bewbies and bodies. Imagination > real life I agree some places have not so great looking dancers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mitch: Hence the bloodhound gang song "A lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying." <font color ="midnightblue"> "a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin" graemlins/thumb.gif love the keyboard in that song- killer -garrett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Old Dirty Bastard.: they don't see it as degrading themselves.that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Bananular: that's why. Someone gotta do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest monkey4sale321 Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Bananular: that's why. +1 Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Old Dirty Bastard.: Someone gotta do it. <font color ="midnightblue"> I don't think they would starve to death and die if they weren't strippers. It's a cop out, and easy way to make money. But they don't "have to do it". And yeah, the Foxhole has some pretty nasty strippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Strip clubs in the States suck balls. Some of you know what I'm talking about and will agree... graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 strip clubs are the shit when ur with friends, never will go alone tho. whats wrong with you kids? "i was left feeling empty" seriously write a fucking poem, titties in my face = *** win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by The Silent God: <font color ="midnightblue"> I don't think they would starve to death and die if they weren't strippers. It's a cop out, and easy way to make money. But they don't "have to do it".I never said they had to do it when I said someone has to do it I was refering to supply and demand.There job does no harm and whats wrong with easy money if you work for it? titties in my face = *** win Aint that the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 LOL @ Berto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Ricochet: free ballsack suckings at home > paying just to look at bewbs I am going to have to agree on this one. Why would I pay to go to a titty bar if I can see it for free at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Ricochet: free ballsack suckings at home > paying just to look at bewbs I agree 100% I just don't knock anyones legal hustle for a buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Keyword: I am going to have to agree on this one. Why would I pay to go to a titty bar if I can see it for free at home?You must not have been married very long yet smile.gif . Back on topic... The FoxHole? Go to a real club outside of Ohio, and you may not be as disapointed. I have a hot wife, but there's nothing wrong with getting away to a titty club a few times a year to chill out. And, +1 it's great with some buddies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Originally posted by Keyword: I am going to have to agree on this one. Why would I pay to go to a titty bar if I can see it for free at home?variety my friends is the spice of life tongue.gif dude, why did you choose the two shitties strip clubs in columbus for your first time? tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 This is like saying you don't like cars because the first one you drove was a Yugo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Try the million dollar saloon, Cheetahs in Windsor Vegas try Crazy Horse too or Deja Vu. The most gorgeous women in the world work at these establishments. Going to titty bars with significant other > going with friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 <font color ="midnightblue"> heh... I haven't given up hope. I know the foxhole's a pretty crumby place, and yeah, I've heard Deja Vu is fanfuckingtastic. But, I'll probably never hit it, or any other club in Ohio again after I leave next week. So I'm really not too concerned. smile.gif -garrett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahnstoermer1647545488 Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Columbus Gold was nice. Only time I ever went was when my buddies all graduated. At the end of the night though, you ain't going home with them, so I tend to agree with you. Don't really plan on going back. I'd rather chase the real deal smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notchback Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 +1 going with significant other > friends Only nude bar I have gone to in Columbus is Pure Platinum. (next door to Columbus Gold I believe) The women in there were absolutely jaw dropping. As for one going home when the clock strikes close, goodluck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Originally posted by RX7dood: seriously write a fucking poem, titties in my face = *** win. Not "Fox Hole" titties, man, trust me. I've driven by that place a couple times, and it made me feel dirty. I still have yet to enter a strip club. Why go to a candy store where you cant eat the candy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by Driver: Not "Fox Hole" titties, man, trust me. I've driven by that place a couple times, and it made me feel dirty. I still have yet to enter a strip club. Why go to a candy store where you cant eat the candy? <font color ="midnightblue"> You make a very good point, but is there ever a type of 'eye-candy' that you can eat? Hmmm.... -garrett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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