Crash1647545504 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 USA vs. Canada This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian port authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision. Americans: We recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 haha, that was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 OLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Fine then us young guys will enjoy it. tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grease monkey Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I thought it was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Hahaha. You dumb Americans are funny. graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaSSon Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Sounds about right for the Navy. They are too proud of their "boats". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 <font color ="midnightblue"> ...lighthouse should've moved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 nuke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest buckeyefarmboy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 thats grrrrreat. LMFAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Level the light house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by Bgbdbn: Level the light house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest infamous me 235 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by Bgbdbn: Level the light house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 I would have gone through the lighthouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 aircraft carrier and three destroyers?... move the lighthouse for em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by Bgbdbn: Level the light house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cougar_55555 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 3 Destroyers and a Carrier?! Level Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by farmboy: thats grrrrreat. LMFAO!!!! That dude died. The Voice of Tony the Tiger died either yesterday or today ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 friggin awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by Bgbdbn: Level the light house.And every single one around there to show them what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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