Humor for the Day 07/26/05

[Casper]

Early, I know...

 

 

There's a birch tree and a beach tree standing next to each other in the forest.

Between the two trees there is a little sapling.

The birch tree says, "I wonder if that sapling is a son of a birch or a son of a beach."

The beach tree says, " I don't know."

Just then a woodbecker flies by and the birch tree calls him over and says, "Hey, Mr. Woodpecker,

can you fly down there and tell us if that sapling is a son of a birch or a son of a beach."

The woodpecker says, "No problem, I'll be right back."

After a few minutes the woodpecker comes back and says, "Well, it's not a son of a birch or a son of a beach,

but it is the best piece of ash my pecker's been in all day!"

[Lustalbert]

You're starting to slip

[Casper]

sorry... i thought it was funny...

[smokin5s]

I thought it was funny too