funny story

[OGRE]

A lady had been married to a farmer all of her life. They had cows and

horses on their farm and also grew a number of crops for sale at the

local

farmers market.

While shopping at the local grocery store for a few items that she and

her

husband did not raise or grow for themselves, she came across a contest

form

while in the store. So she completed their jingle and mailed it off to

the

Carnation Milk Company in an effort to win a cash prize which had been

offered for the best entry regarding those little cans of milk found on

grocery shelves. Carnation had furnished the first line of jingle with

these

words, "I like Carnation best of all ...." and the submitter had only to

 

complete the remainder of the jingle on their entry form. Each

contestant

could only use 50 words or less.

A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk

representative came to her door and told her that her entry was the best

one

submitted. However it was unfortunate that the company could not publish

it.

In lieu of that latter fact, they had decided that her entry was worth

at

least a consolation award and provided her with a company check in the

amount of $1,000 for her creativity. Here is her entry:

 

I like Carnation best of all,

No tits to pull, no shit to haul.

No barns to clean, no hay to pitch,

Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.

[Guest domestic_disturbance]

ROFL--that was pretty good

[Guest sphen02]

that.is.so.......AWESOME AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[95probegt]

ahhh, it was okay

[Guest h23it]

I don't care who ya are, thats funny right there.