Guest Crankshaft Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 <font color ="midnightblue"> Ok, so, Zeus is bored and wants to dick around with humanity a little to give himself something to do. He picks you. The deal is, you can do anything you want to do without fear of any kind of negative consequences. But it's just a one time deal. What do you do? Confused? Here are some examples. Through a party in the White House for one night, all expenses paid and you don't have to clean up. One night; a bunch of hot, eager women; you do the math. Tired of Paris? Blow it up! Fuck the French. You won't go to jail. Wanna drive a tank? Go for it; shoot some stuff while you're at it, no one cares. Wanna sky dive with no parachute? Sounds good--you can't die. Wanna assasinate someone? You da man, take 'em out. Feel like testing out the new turbo setup on the freeway? Go for it, cops are all off duty today. Rob a bank? Ok, keep the change. Sick of those Iraqis? Nuke 'em--it's all good. Like eating? Eat all you want, you won't get full--(or fat). But, once you've done this one action, you will once again be back within normal Earthly laws of physics and government. No superpowers are granted; gotta pull this shit off on your own (but you are invincible...part of the whole "no consequences thing. Other people can die, but you can't). Oh yeah, and no time traveling. The longest this event can last is 24 hours, though it can be significantly shorter (see skydiving). Again, you will not be held responsible for your actions; this is a do-whatever-the-hell-you've-always-wanted-to-do-but-been-afraid-of-what-would-happen scenario. Point is to find out exactly just what you would do if you knew you could do anything get away with it. My personal choice would be to have a cop chase around America, urban setting, rural areas, freeways, everywhere, in a black Ford GT, or a Hennesy Venom, with no damage to the vehicle. It'd end when they "caught" me, but I wouldn't be in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 I would get rid of lame threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 ^^ wow hater! ^^ i think this is a very cool thread and i will contimplate this and come back with an answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 so no invisibility right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grease monkey Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 rob fort knox, keep all change, be rich and happy for the rest of my life, doing damn near anything I wanted to do, want to test the turbos, no prob on my own personal brand new race track, ect, you get the point. graemlins/thumb.gifgraemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Originally posted by RX7dood: I would get rid of lame threads. graemlins/thatfunny.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Fuck Zeus who needs him I do what I want now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Originally posted by Old Dirty Bastard: Fuck Zeus who needs him I do what I want now "Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands." Buwahahahahaha!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 I would win a $500 million jackpot. Only 500, I'm not so greedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 i would have the GDP of america direct deposited into my checking acount. although a good alternate would be to have the plugin like on the matrix, and spend all 24 hours having all the knowledge of the world dowloaded into my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 I am with lustalbert, I think either one of those would be the win. With infinite knowledge, jesus fuckin' christ id be unstoppable. Second thought I'd rather have the pluggin thing attached to my head and download everything, 24 hours. We're talking full knowledge of everything, CIA secrets, history, all of it. In my head. I'd win. T.c. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSandwich Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Originally posted by Lustalbert: although a good alternate would be to have the plugin like on the matrix, and spend all 24 hours having all the knowledge of the world dowloaded into my brain.damn... that's a good one, knowledge is power... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 I would like to be ueffected by time (live forever) even though the rest of the world would move on and I am in it, i don't age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 First, I'd rob something for ALOT of money and get away. Then I'd walk through the BIGGEST ghetto in america, in fact I'd probably just go from ghetto to ghetto. Carrying a clear bag full of some of the money I made, strapped like a muther fucker. Couple pistols, maybe a shotty or nice assault rifle dunno yet. I'd also wear the opposite color of whatever gang ran this area, blood I wear blue crip I wear red. Stories would go on forever about the crazy white kid who walked through all the hoods of america and dropped 90% drug dealers who thought they could rob him or kill him over stupid colors. I'd be rich, have mad respect from ppl scared of me who saw me do it, and I'd eliminate alot of bad people. Before we talk about how many innocent people I might hurt let me be the first to admit I don't give a fuck about them smile.gif . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Originally posted by Rane: First, I'd rob something for ALOT of money and get away. Then I'd walk through the BIGGEST ghetto in america, in fact I'd probably just go from ghetto to ghetto. Carrying a clear bag full of some of the money I made, strapped like a muther fucker. Couple pistols, maybe a shotty or nice assault rifle dunno yet. I'd also wear the opposite color of whatever gang ran this area, blood I wear blue crip I wear red. Stories would go on forever about the crazy white kid who walked through all the hoods of america and dropped 90% drug dealers who thought they could rob him or kill him over stupid colors. I'd be rich, have mad respect from ppl scared of me who saw me do it, and I'd eliminate alot of bad people. Before we talk about how many innocent people I might hurt let me be the first to admit I don't give a fuck about them smile.gif . Maybe those hippies that came up to us lastnight Were doing the hippy version of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 I would just spend the whole day shooting myself in the head in crowded areas so I could freak everyone out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 graemlins/thatfunny.gif sick, but fucking hilarious. "groundhog day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Originally posted by Chad is Dead: I would just spend the whole day shooting myself in the head in crowded areas so I could freak everyone out. Winner. That has to be the most original one I've ever heard in what-ifs like these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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